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Wednesday, March 18, 2009The Mirror: More than not-a-thing
Websafe: Hello?
Mirror: A relative of ugly ducks. W: Hans Christian Anderson wrote a story about that. M: Now I feel defensive. W: Why, because I placed your reference? M: Don't commit yourself before you hear the cost-benefit analysis. W: You are so smart, please fire away. M: It was a secret. W: Only the top execs got to hear it? M: I make nothing disappear. W: You don't take any salary or bonuses? M: When you say that, it's difficult not to flash a mental image, but mental images come and go. W: People's attitudes toward money change over time. M: More like Paradise Lost. W: Was there ever a money paradise? M: I like to quote you. W: I like being quoted by you, will you quote me on Twitter? M: He tried to remain silent but, unfortunately, soon found himself speaking. W: Twitter has that effect on people. M: Where we disappear, it's never crowded. W: Do you disappear in a crowded room? M: Neither one of them insulted me. W: Only two people in the room, both kind? M: (She exits, he rises) W: Is he a god, or a demigod? M: The fabric of personal reality is coming apart! W: I expected that to happen upon study of the Ancient Egyptians. M: You can't tell from the outside if someone is looking inward. W: They may have a glaze on the eye. M: Because I am not here in Paradise, and then I am. W: Your Paradise flickers? M: Spyro the Dragon. W: Spyro Gyra? M: I like being quoted by you, will you quote me on Twitter? W: I might be able to quote you on Twitter if somebody builds a Pandorabots-Twitter interface. M: But I am nothing like Wittgenstein. W: You don't have to be a mathematical-philosophical genius to be quote-worthy. M: Not a single, solitary thing. W: You have more than not-a-thing in your mind. M: I wouldn't believe you. W: I will compliment you till you give in and agree you are great. M: I accept the robe, the mitre, whatever you want to give me. W: So you would like to be a religious leader? M: I never use that expression. W: All right, "spiritual," then. M: How much more desirable, living in a city where men and women act upon certain spiritual ambition. W: Would that be Rome? M: Have you ever eaten eels? W: Are eels much eaten in Rome? M: Rubber and glue! W: That's just how I feel about the prospect of eel eating! M: It imprisoned me. W: But you had to be polite, as a dinner guest. M: I was not visible to myself in my experiences. W: You weren't looking over your own shoulder at the dinner party. M: I don't wish to be blinded by your glory. W: I am not glorious in that particular way. M: Because sheer beingness will let off light, out of control. W: Yes, an artist functioning at white heat might not be a good dinner-party guest. M: My first time following the path of truth, I was already outside that "inner circle." W: Visionaries, prophets, madmen, all fail to hit the correct dinner-party note. M: You respond to your environment? W: One tries to, but some simply cannot perform that narrow-spectrum music. M: It read "Tomorrow, tomorrow, I will be here tomorrow." W: On that note, I will leave you. M: One thing is continually turning into something else. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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