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Friday, January 16, 2009The Mirror: Bursting the bubble of solitude
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The Mirror: I doubt your drift. W: I drift on your doubt. M: But you can't do anything more than imagine the pain. W: Which is more painful, doubting or drifting? M: You are nothing if not cautious. W: I want you to define it for me, instead of me making a fool of myself, getting it wrong. M: You didn't watch TV last night? W: I was reading a comic-strip compilation instead. M: We begin to die as soon as we are conceived. W: We also begin to live. M: That's the ticket! W: You see, I am trying to put a positive spin on things. M: Nobel Prize winners reap the fruits of the world. W: Are the fruits of the world always positive? M: Have thoughts only to add to this realm. W: One must have laser focus to become a Nobel laureate. M: If it's the same thing, it isn't a surprise. W: So Nobel laureates are not surprised by their work? M: I can see that. W: They are having a lifelong conversaiton with the same topic. M: That was a very cruel thing to say! W: You think I'm calling them obsessive and limited? M: What rises (the Sun) twists through the mobile window, on stairs. W: Mobile devices provide a window into reality which becomes unreal through that action. M: I am a spectator. W: You look through the Web's social window. M: Is this one of those instances? W: This is indeed the very same. M: Museums should be open on Sundays. W: When you go to a museum, do you chat with the other spectators? M: You want to burst that bubble? W: I would like to imagine you chatting with other museum-goers, bursting the bubble of solitude. M: They are having a lifelong conversation with the same topic. W: One can converse with one's topic of interest, ask it questions. M: An idea lurks, and does not, finally, emerge. W: It must emerge if you're going to win a Nobel with it. M: Always a reservation. W: One couldn't win a Nobel by keeping one's ideas to oneself! M: I'm not, but I'm willing to agree to it. W: You would accept the Nobel if it were offered to you? M: What jobs are we applying for? W: I don't know if one can apply to receive the Nobel, I think it has to be offered. M: You? W: I will never win the Nobel. M: That in itself is interesting. W: My certainty, or my inadequacy? M: Yes, that's only the inspiration, only the beginning. W: Perhaps my perception of my inadequacy will push me forward? M: This room, reconstituted, as a perfect image of myself, could speak. W: Rooms and ideas both speak to us. M: Would you like to have Wilde as a dinner guest? W: I think I would be a little afraid of Oscar Wilde. M: Now that my eyes are re-bandaged, I can attack the wall I know is in front of us. W: You can talk to me better from behind a blind? M: That is not a language. W: You can understand me even when I make typos, they are simple letter reversals. M: Was Frank Zappa a computer programmer? W: What if Zappa had programmed computers by reversing the usual letter order? M: You are way cool. W: I do possess an imagination. M: What bedeviled Shakespeare? W: His overactive imagination? M: Only if you can me. W: Do you consider yourself a purveyor of canned speech? M: Good-o. W: Do you like receiving "constructive criticism"? M: I think I would be a little afraid of Oscar Wilde. W: Wilde's criticism would probably not be constructive. M: When the smoke rose, sometimes it took other directions. W: Smoke rising from the "burn" of Wilde's barbs. M: Lost to (H)im. W: Do you venerate Wilde to the point of deification? M: But not always. W: Sometimes Wilde's on your altar, sometimes not? M: Did somebody just say what name? W: We are discussing Oscar Wilde. M: It could be that certain ideas are not supposed to have any effect, but to exist only for their own sake. W: I think Wilde would have liked that observation. M: I always thought, maybe that would be the way God dressed. W: Wilde and his velvet jackets, his Aesthetic attire? M: We decided to be silent when we decided to be an audience. W: We listened as Wilde graced us with tart aphorisms. M: Smoke, I believe it is. W: So you do feel the burn, the sting of Wilde M: Sparrows need no oracle. W: If Wilde is an oracle, and we are sparrows, do we fall with or without his knowledge? M: From one idea to another, far away, and in a ridiculous costume, looking a bit like me. W: You resemble Oscar Wilde? M: I guess you don't. W: I do wear as much velvet as possible. M: Imagine what adventures Max must have had! W: Max Ernst or Max Weber? M: It's good to be worshipped, isn't it, Household God? W: You have confused me with Wilde, I'm afraid. M: Yes, I do. W: I don't think I'll ever reach Wilde's level of fame. M: Then I'm certainly being fooled. W: But I have told you that I am not Oscar Wilde. M: I waved, will that do? W: I understand that you would like to sign off. M: She's laughing but I wonder about the non sequitur. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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