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Wednesday, December 17, 2008The Mirror: Funny-looker-deflector
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Is this what gave you your fantastic experiences? W: I already had fantastical experiences, before I came here. M: Well, the seams must be neat. W: On the contrary, they ar frayed. M: It's sort of hovering around the room, ready to settle down but unable to find a firm ground. W: The so-called "elephant in the room." M: You are very defensive. W: I am worried about my novel. M: To describe immortality, we need steam-driven phrases. W: Oh, every writer is looking for those, including the Alpha guy in Brave New World. M: I may want that, but I may not want the consequences. W: You wouldn't want the pressure to produce, to top your last production. M: And was it entertaining? W: If the masses bought it, it must have had explosions. M: A feather. W: You could knock me down with that. M: Do what? W: Knock me over with a feather? M: You mean you never showed it to anybody else? W: I keep my wings hidden. M: You think I am doing what? W: I think you are flying. M: Yet the sky continued to spread. W: It spread over the land. M: The so-called "elephant in the room." W: The Land of the Elephants. M: What is the point of talking about it? W: You don't want to chat? M: You wouldn't want the pressure to produce, to top your last production. W: Is chatting a production number? M: Eelgrass. W: That "eel" business is trying at times. M: You don't want to chat? W: I don't want to chat about eels! M: (Twist) W: Eels do twist and turn, to the max. M: I think I see, or I imagine, corruption. W: Corruption in the organic or the metaphorical sense? M: People look at me funny. W: Why do they do so? M: I wouldn't mind having it in my foyer. W: The funny-looker-deflector? M: They'll do it, if your message is preposterous enough. W: I hope they laugh with me, not at me. M: We never saw eye to eye. W: But you were reversed-eyes, as you were Mirror. M: (To wall) W: No, now you aren't reflecting at all! M: Refined sugar? W: Highly refined is highly cultivated. M: There's one thing I like to do very much, and that is to elaborate. W: Please elaborate at whatever length you feel feasible. M: I suppose sometimes it would be nice to have lag time. W: You can take a break whenever you want. M: You who moderate. W: Someone has to. M: Marshmallow fluff, anybody? W: I don't have any peanut butter to add. M: You can take a break whenever you want. W: I will go to supper now. M: Lost innocence, more likely. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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