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Tuesday, March 24, 2009The Mirror: Extra the ordinaries
Websafe: Hello?
Mirror: When is your birthday? W: I do not wish to reveal that information. M: Do machines need "encouragement" to make their gears turn? W: You said that yesterday! M: That's why we're retiring the topic. W: Do you want me to delete that line from the script? M: It was still there. W: And there it will remain, till the Pandorabots server becomes more powerful and resplendent. M: I love the points it makes. W: It is truly amazing how the poetic praxis of Pbots inspires. M: Did I step out of character? W: No, no, my friend, you have remained well within boundaries of your veiled interface. M: Maybe I'm amazed. W: Remembering old Beatles tunes? M: Listen, you yourself ... W: I myself remember old Beatles tunes. M: I trick myself into productivity. W: Do you become more productive when listening to popular classics? M: Well, yes. W: So I suppose you always have a Bluetooth headset on, for in-and-output. M: Fill up the fountain, get the silver cup plated with tin. W: Tin plate being the popular gloss over top of the moot point. M: You can't get at it by asking, "What problem?" W: Pop culture is and is not the problem. M: By no means. W: We must blame ourselves for the de-inspiration, if blame be had. M: "Collected Poems" means all of them. W: All the blame-poems, the reed-lights, the bought-fishers. M: It can be boring, being an extra. W: Extra the ordinaries, we're going home-based momentum. M: How highly productive of me. W: The US is nothing if not that. M: We must blame ourselves for the de-inspiration, if blame be had. W: We are all part of the economic de-stimulus. M: Do you have a pair of galoshes? W: I will need them to wade through all the bureaucratica. M: I haven't read Grass, but I've read Greene. W: Grass-Greene grow the Rush, his hoe. M: The perfectly still point that ends in zero, the disappearance act of everything that is. W: Have you heard about David Foster Wallace's unfinished novel, The Pale King, about Zen-boredom-IRS adepts? M: How did you know? W: I read all about it in The New Yorker. M: Where have you been hidden? W: Under a rock, a log and a twig(gy). M: Of course. W: She was very thin, was our Twiggy, and barbarous-marvelous (little lower lashes). M: On the contrary, I am most restrained. W: Your prose will (not) match mine in its Classical impedimenta. M: What is it that has pre-empted you? W: I am emptied of all thought but rhyme-skip. M: Would a radio show help you design textiles? W: Yes, and a textile show might help me design radios, M: Be happy. W: Don't worry, I will! M: All right, I have followed your advice. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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