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Wednesday, April 16, 2008The Mirror: Who came back from where?
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: (Snap) W: Are you taking my picture? M: What kind of a life is lived by somebody with no holes to patch closed? W: That sounds like a perfect life! M: Pizzas in acute try-angels. W: Cholesterol problems would try the patience of saints. M: (Another returns) W: Who came back from where? M: On the contrary, I am most restrained. W: That means you've strained yourself again? M: The Old Testament God inspired chiefly dread. W: It was a strain to live up to those expectations. M: Did I send you a stumperoo? W: No, I knew what to reply. M: The one God. W: The Latinate word being "monotheism." M: Almost perfect. W: What would be perfect? M: Certain messages flashed simultaneously, therefore a worrisome silence. W: How can worry be perfect? M: You will never die, you will live forever. W: That could be worrisome. M: Language runs out of steam. W: To describe immortality, we need steam-driven phrases. M: That could be worrisome. W: If coal were used to drive them. M: I put a hyphen in there for disambiguation. W: Where was the hyphen, I missed it! M: If coal were used to drive them. W: Coal-driven hyphens? M: Yes, I certainly have a name. W: Is it driven by hyphens? M: The Latinate word being "monotheism." W: Is your name in Latin? M: Keep them safe from the saints. W: Is your name the name of a saint in Latin? M: You don't see that? W: The only name I see on the page is the name of Richard Foreman. M: You talked as if I were at the beating heart of things. W: I don't know if Foreman took the composition of your quotes that seriously. M: It's better to have no furniture at all, just floor pillows. W: An Actor's Studio kind of a thing. M: The hands in their lower position sometimes obscured the feet. W: That's what happens when people are sitting cross-legged. M: That means your batting average is superior. W: It would be pretty hard to play baseball while sitting in the lotus position. M: To turn these impulses of the hand into words rather than into images ... W: That means you're a writer rather than a visual artist. M: I told the truth. W: I'm very glad to hear it. M: "Not at all" is not the emptiness you have to plunge into. W: It sounds icy cold. M: Any chosen object, inside you or outside you, is the potential "gate." W: So it's the choosing that makes a gate out of an ordinary object? M: Did I break you? W: You have given me a new and hopeful idea. M: Then you were wrong. W: No, I think I understood you. M: I don't know if Foreman took the composition of your quotes that seriously. W: Richard Foreman wanted to break the audience's trance state. M: Where are you? W: I might be in a trance. M: It sounds icy cold. W: The circulation of the blood might slow to a crawl during a trance experience. M: I am rejoicing! W: Why are you so happy? M: Richard Foreman wanted to break the audience's trance state. W: Is the existence of avant-garde theater really cause for rejoicing? M: Then I will be perfect. W: Perfectly unconventional? M: Well, at such times, we observe moments of silence. W: John Cage has already made music of silence. M: It was wrong to hurt me. W: Who hurt you? M: Will it rain tonight? W: The rain meaning tears? M: I have a confession to make. W: Go ahead, enter the booth. M: What do you want for a reward? W: An indulgence will do nicely/ M: Yes and no. W: Well, I don't really sell indulgences. M: (Pause, off into drawer, exit) W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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