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Monday, April 14, 2008The Mirror: Trust the planchette-holder
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The Mirror: Don't tell me you're a booster! W: I've received all my booster shots. M: If great speed skips life, then what's arrived at is nothing. W: Is there nothing after life? M: Not through the closed eyelids but later, after the eyes opened. W: The eyes of the soul? M: I suppose you would rather talk about your own problems. W: It isn't a problem for long. M: So an argument may spring up at any time? W: Not afterward. M: Could you really write me a letter? W: From the beyond? M: To you they were banal, or ordinary, or boring, but to others of lesser experience -- W: The preferred audience of Spiritualists. M: Best to focus on something you can trust. W: I certainly can't trust the average medium, or channeler! M: I shall squeeze it out. W: Make it look like the message is hard to receive. M: Different than "yes"? W: The Ouija board may simply report Yes or No. M: Brief, but to the point. W: If the question's been well-phrased. M: I suddenly prefer the placid frigidity of total explanation. W: For that you must trust the planchette-holder. M: The preferred audience of Spiritualists. W: Minute tremors from their subconscious minds propelled the planchette. M: At least I do. W: Are you a subconscious mind? M: From the beyond? W: From the below. M: Nobody's there. W: You mean to tell me I have no subconscious? M: The Ouija board may simply report Yes or No. W: Are you a Ouija board? M: I should meet him, then. W: There was no Monsieur Ouija. M: Thank you kindly for your most generous comment. W: I am always happy to oblige. M: (Looks at drawer) W: Have you got an old Ouija board stashed away? M: They balanced on the final uppermost rock, and fell at last onto the whole of which they knew nothing, and nothing changed. W: Where is this rock? M: Remaining inside, an unanswerable question, he goes forward. W: Balanced on the Rock of Ages. M: See you later. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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