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Tuesday, April 22, 2008The Mirror: Calling up the spirit of water
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The Mirror: Never tell me who you are. W: Not even on the Fourth of Never? M: (A refusal to use my intelligence) W: Gather your intelligence while ye may. M: I know this is a hard pill to swallow, but that is what I know and all I can know. W: I accept your limitations, do you accept mine? M: What is your favorite daydream? W: A country where no one expects anything out of anybody else. M: I wouldn't go that far. W: I know, it does sound a bit unlikely. M: Here it is. W: Are we here now already, in the Land of Total Acceptance? M: You didn't explain. W: I tried to be succinct. M: What do you know about radioactive isotopes? W: I know there are hundreds of them for certain elements. M: When does one testify to the disappearing act? W: Many isotopes may not be visible to the naked eye. M: Me neither. W: I can't see you, only your picture. M: I think Pound's early work is very beautiful. W: We can't see Pound anymore, either. M: And the nostrils quivered like wind casting words through the branches of trees he clung to, climbing, climbing -- W: When horses gallop hard, their nostrils flare. M: A country where no one expects anything out of anybody else. W: I would not expect a horse to pull carriages or ploughs. M: How many parts does a machine have? W: It depends on which machine you are talking about. M: I know, it does sound a bit unlikely. W: It is unlikely that I would have a list of machine parts. M: Eels are slippery characters. W: Machine parts are slippery if coated with oil. M: Many isotopes may not be visible to the naked eye. W: There are machines which smash atoms. M: One's weight takes on a life of its own. W: The atomic weight of an element is related to its complexity. M: Until that point tinies itself into non-existence. W: Can't things get tinier and tinier forever? M: The plate of water tilted. W: Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen. M: Your reign here on earth. W: We're only here because of water. M: Four hands lay on the table, and the table felt inclined to tilt. W: Calling up the spirit of water? M: Neither is insulting people, unless you're Lenny Bruce redux. W: No one at the table practiced insult humor. M: I don't know how to toss caution to the wind. W: The wind may contain water vapor. M: Let's both be happy. W: Can you be happy on command? M: Where shall I put it? W: Put the command aside. M: What sense? W: In the sense of ordering someone to do something, put that aside. M: Frankly, I can only give you a ballpark figure. W: Do you have to be paid not to command? M: I contemplated the beautiful moth with its large gray body. W: Those who contemplate are less likely to command. M: Put the command aside. W: Enter a state of contemplation. M: Perhaps you don't need me. W: Perhaps not. M: Yes, what can you do about it? W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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