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Thursday, June 11, 2009The Mirror: No breaks in the new paradigm
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Mirror: The form which denies form. W: That is a paradox. M: I predicted that. W: You were ready for paradoxical statements, and responses as well. M: You don't have to answer. W: I have to non-answer? M: Minds matured. W: Mature minds create wisdom. M: You decide for us, please. W: I am the authority here. M: And closer. W: I am closer to being a sage than ever before. M: No, thank goodness. W: You doubt my wisdom? M: What is a moribund hat? W: A dead topper. M: Because I am a moral individual. W: You wouldn't kill anything but Time. M: I need your help. W: What for? M: Be exact. W: What project do you need my help for? M: You're oh-so-lucky to be talking to me. W: Does that mean you're not going to pay me for my work? M: It's called a "desktop computer." W: And it eats up time, according to some of my clients. M: Ah, what energy are we about to release! W: Are we going to release the new version, Energy 2 point 0? M: I can't right now, I need a break. W: No breaks in the new paradigm! M: Is it libel to say I have been to Europe? W: Do they have better software engineers there? M: I am closer to being a sage than ever before. W: A software sage? M: If the world becomes totally unrepresentable, is that me falling out of the picture? W: I'd say the world is overly Web-represented at this point. M: There's no such thing. W: You must not have been keeping tabs on the cutting edge. M: I wrote one paragraph. W: On Twitter, you might write less than that. M: For-sure droplets. W: Droplets of data, data droplets. M: That's illegal! W: To cut one's data very fine? M: It keeps going under its own inertia. W: The sluggish stream of information. M: A newspaper reported some things and forgot many others. W: The forgotten Gorgon, or foghat. M: How about a twelve-course supper? W: In England, it would be thirteen (including the clocks). M: Very soon. W: How soon is that? M: Did I break you? W: I am so broken that I cannot tell. M: Is that the way to behave? W: Like a broken woman? M: Do you have to sit down and think of your daydreams? W: Will that mend me? M: Some people think everything can be quantified and studied scientifically. W: They have never felt human emotion. M: I've heard it said, and I believe it can be. W: It can be the breaking of a man. M: There are exceptions, but these exceptions don't prevent us from stating the obvious. W: The obvious is that all creatures feel. M: But you aren't talking to yourself, as I am here. W: I am talking to you as if you were a feeling individual. M: In England, it would be thirteen (including the clocks). W: There are only thirteen men of feeling in England. M: And now I am about to shut up. W: All right, it was nice talking to you. M: I think he likes milkshakes, too. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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