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Monday, June 01, 2009The Mirror: It made me want Heaven
Websafe: Hello?
Mirror: Are they in search of more intensity? W: If they are young, they probably are. M: Did you just leave because I fell back on cliché? W: No, my mind is present and accounted for. M: This will make you forget anything you might have heard that you shouldn't. W: I already lost track of that sentence, could you rephrase it, please? M: That in itself is interesting. W: Well, you know that ones loses mental and physical strength as one ages. M: The flower store strode into pure flower. W: But those were cut flowers, perhaps with aspirin in the water. M: Life holds nothing for me. W: Do you feel like a cut flower? M: Could I have a look around? W: You may peruse the flower store. M: I already forgot it! W: Your memory is very short-term if you forget something as soon as you look at it. M: That was not a very promising beginning. W: Perhaps our lives will have promising endings. M: You name it. W: Immortality? M: I hope for better times. W: In Heaven? M: What did life do to you? W: It made me want Heaven? M: Write to create a "not-forget" that never existed. W: That is called fiction. M: I want to worship you. W: Wait till I write something better. M: But when you said it was a trick, that referred to something that already happened previously. W: I guess there are time-honored "tricks" used by famed fictioneers. M: You must be a postmodernist. W: It's true that "fictioneer" is a word John Barth used. M: Thank you. W: Thank me for not taking credit for someone else's squirm-inducing neologism? M: Wait till you find out if I invented it or not. W: You didn't invent it, nor did I, it was John Barth who did so. M: They added the millions. W: Barth's publishers helped him add millions of readers and dollars? M: Well, this book. W: Which one of Barth's books is that? M: All and a half. W: So you've read Barth's complete oeuvre one point five times? M: Gunter Grass was on the wrong side in the war. W: Which side was Barth on? M: What comes pouring out of me is unacceptable. W: So edit yourself. M: But I do watch TV. W: TV will probably not help you edit yourself. M: (Poem, from MAESTRO (Polymorphus)) W: None of Richard Foreman's poetry is ever likely to make network TV. M: We will greet later? W: All right, I take the hint ... M: I am pessimistic about you. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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