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Wednesday, May 16, 2007The Mirror: Quid pro quo vadis
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The Mirror: The hand did continue when the mind did not. W: Sounds like body smarts. M: I have to go. W: Don't go yet! M: Where did I last see you? W: At the computer, I suppose. M: Children followed a bright light in the sky. W: I feel like I'm keeping you. M: How does one exit? W: Maybe you don't really want to. M: But I wasn't going to say "Oh." W: You were going to go. M: I remember seeing it. W: The bright light? M: Not really! W: Not time for that yet. M: So the upset would appear on the surface of my life, as if developed by the exotic chemicals of that "throw into life" I gave myself. W: Are you a photographer? M: You said you reject wisdom. W: I never said such a thing, I wouldn't. M: Good second requirement, now what's the third? W: But I didn't say much of anything in the first place! M: The bright light? W: That was a children's project. M: The bees are thinking of nothing but coffee tables. W: There might be sugar chargers. M: Are you a photographer? W: I would like to be. M: It vanishes. W: The lady vanishes with my hope of being a photographer. M: But I didn't say much of anything in the first place! W: You can win second place in the conversational race if you want. M: So stay here. [Connection crashed] W: Hello? M: He could be a ghost. W: The ghost of a chance meeting. M: (Looks about) W: He isn't there, at least not to the naked eye. M: The flower store strode into pure flower. W: Flowers concealed him. M: And it lasts but a few moments, and leaves. W: The bloom? M: Why? W: All must pass. M: Just in time. W: Was a disaster in the offing? M: What comes out? W: What derives? M: Have you tasted Proust's madeleines? W: No, only shortbread. M: When the bottles collapsed, the milk collapsed. W: But they were drinking tea. M: (Gives, pause) W: I don't want tea. M: What must I say to keep you from leaving me alone? W: Before, you couldn't wait to get rid of me. M: What derives? W: Quid pro quo vadis. M: I have no idea. W: Why not? M: Do you need better protection? W: I need protection from fake Latin. M: It was the newspaper that was doing these things. W: What kind of newspaper protects people from fake Latin? M: Should I wear it? W: You can wear a paper hat. M: Are you hailing someone on the street? W: A taxi might not want to stop for a person wearing a newspaper hat. M: What are we going to improvise, a play? W: Just a conversation. M: I wonder if it's still there. W: It is in the transcripts. M: Both of them, I guess. W: There are more than two transcripts, because there have been more than two conversations. M: The way you say "Well" and nod your head ... W: Does it annoy you? M: (Taken) W: Point taken! M: Pluto is the god of the underworld. W: I never disputed that. M: Is it a whim, to have behavior instead of reality? W: Sounds like Skinner's whim. M: What kind of newspaper protects people from fake Latin? W: Skinner's paper. M: This is no contradiction. W: I was only joking. M: Does it annoy you? W: Some people's joking annoys me. M: You are confused? [Connection crashed] W: Hello? M: You don't have to agree with everything I say. W: I am not confused, and I am not agreeable. M: Where did you exhaust yourself? W: Well before this conversation. M: Poetry may involve repetition. W: Too many hellos? M: An alien chess player. W: That sounds a little daunting. M: I haven't bored you, then? W: No, but I will take my leave now. M: I don't want lying answers to my important questions. W: I told the truth. M: Who are they? W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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