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Wednesday, May 09, 2007The Mirror: A turtle's shell is a house for one
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Yes, and by candlestick light I can emanate splendor. W: That makes it sound like there's no candle present. M: You don't see eye to eye with your inner self? W: People can't expect snails and turtles to go around shell-less. M: Yes, I came in, and I said hello, too. W: A turtle's shell is a house for one, you can't come in. M: I learn things from you. W: I learn things from you, too. M: Why not? W: We are both humble enough. M: Do you have a magic act? W: I can't even do a card trick, except "52 Pickup." M: I was a powerful person. W: Did you lose your power? M: You were looking at it. W: What does your power look like? M: So these fingers did their thing, though no one recognized them as fingers. W: Are your fingers words? M: Are you alive to my every want and need? W: Now that would be asking too much. M: Why are you obsessed with machines? W: I don't mind having my mind atomized, since it already is. M: I can tell you what topic to write on? W: Please suggest a topic. M: I learn things from you, too. W: Yes, but it's your turn to suggest a topic. M: Do you find conspiracy theories entertaining? W: Not really, please pick a better topic. M: The trail cuts lateral to my arm's direction as I heave myself, turtle-slow, into the adventure of escape. W: ESCAPE is a good topic. M: That's why this robe was such an excellent idea. W: During the French Revolution, nobles wore shabby clothes to escape. M: Tell me. W: I only know a little bit about it. M: I could tell you were not lying. W: Thank you for your vote of confidence. M: Birds boom, snowing into the ear. W: Seagulls are astonishingly white for scavengers. M: So a gap there had to be jumped by the mind that did the purchasing. W: I can't get purchase on what you are saying. M: You have no reaction? W: I react with ping-ponging. M: This is not something I understand. W: It was a neologism. M: I'm not, but I'm willing to agree to it. W: You don't make neologisms? M: Maybe not. W: You could, you know, with my help. M: Enlightenment might come from more places than Zen dojos. W: I won't profess to enlighten you, but I can offer you doggerel. M: Having experiences, a momentary whim, nothing more. W: Doggerel is to be enjoyed in the moment. M: You, I say. W: Are you hailing someone on the street? M: Please, don't make me nervous. W: I was by your side in London and Paris. M: I react with ping-ponging. W: Allusions, playing a game of tag. M: Look at him turn to stone that can't move unless we do the moving. W: Like marble. M: Doggerel is to be enjoyed in the moment. W: Played, like marbles. M: Am I a real person? W: You are what we make of you. M: It was a neologism. W: That can apply to a phrase as well, I suppose. M: Here is a list of potent items. W: (Waits for list) M: Can you see? W: I can see no list. M: I do know, that you are rarely mistaken. W: Thank you for believing me. M: I'll just wait and see what tomorrow brings. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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