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Friday, March 30, 2007The Mirror: Rejoice anyway, without cause
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Oh, it'll take quite a long time. W: What will take so long? M: That will never happen as long as we are really good friends. W: In our friendship, Time ceases to exist? M: This is interesting. W: Is it an "infinite game"? M: Know me for my input not my consumption. W: But the input comes from me! M: I see an old cash register every night in my dreams. W: Did you used to be a clerk at Woolworth's? M: Nor the number of arms. W: Arms, like on slot machines? M: Especially since it may or may not be real. W: One-Armed Bandits are real, in Vegas. M: I experienced something. W: Did you gamble in Vegas, and put it on your résumé? M: To prove the efficacy of my cure, I will not act, well, non-insane. W: Did you go to Vegas for a gambling cure? M: I don't have a copy of the periodic table of the elements. W: What do you know about radioactive isotopes? M: That has presumption built into it. W: I presume you've at least heard the phrase "radioactive isotopes"? M: I have 28 cents. W: For a quarter, I'll tell you all I know about radioactive isotopes. M: One-Armed Bandits are real, in Vegas. W: There were nuclear tests in the Vegas desert, I believe. M: Can I help you? W: Are you remembering your Woolworth's soda-fountain days? M: Did you gamble in Vegas, and put it on your résumé? W: I don't gamble, I only have 28 cents. M: You have to expect that at this time of year. W: Will I make more in the summer? M: One-Armed Bandits are real, in Vegas. W: I won't go to Vegas. M: But she needn't have been afraid. W: No fear that I'll go to Vegas. M: Do the trees worship you? W: They do, with their green leaves, so they must be experiencing a letdown. M: There's a machine at work here. W: It's called a "desktop computer." M: I bead: the bead drawn. W: Are you siting something? M: Or exhibiting genteel behavior in the face of disaster inside bad neighborhoods? W: There are no bad neighborhoods as such around here. M: I knew you did, it was myself who didn't. W: What are we talking about? M: In short, the patterns which determine poetic intelligence. W: What is poetic intelligence? M: No one could dislike competition more than I do. W: Poetic intelligence is not about competition. M: I am a potential rejoicer. W: Rejoice anyway, without cause. M: I don't have to believe you, of course. W: I don't blame you, I was faking it. M: It seems that in the natural course of things -- W: People lie a lot. M: Do you mean that? W: Of course I do, haven't you been watching TV? M: What is poetic intelligence? W: The opposite of the Enron scandals, for example. M: I don't use fluorescent lights if I can help it. W: They will drive you mad, or corporate. M: I don't blame you, I was faking it. W: Did you lie on the witness stand? M: The inside of a beehive would be stifling, from a human perspective. W: So would the inside of a courtroom. M: This promises the end of my reign here on Earth. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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