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Tuesday, March 13, 2007The Mirror: I see goodness, I carry it in my mind
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The Mirror: The language machine stopped. W: Does that mean you cannot speak? M: It drives me like nothing else. W: Tell me about this language machine. M: I think short-term memory is only about 5 seconds long. W: So you can't remember new words? M: Continue. W: I was going to say "neologisms." M: I don't always get satisfactory answers. W: Do my answers pass muster? M: Thanks, but I've just been reading David Lodge. W: David Lodge sets his sights a bit higher than I can fly. M: Unless what you wrote is really something that is really, deeply, beyond me. W: Well, if your short-term memory is only 5 seconds, max -- M: Tell me again what's already decided. W: I've decided to go in 5 minutes. M: In court. W: I don't have to go to court. M: That will augment the process of mentation. W: I can think better without a prosecuting attorney breathing down my neck. M: But we understand goodness. W: Goodness may be deeply buried. M: Then it could have been this. W: What is this? M: There is much less flesh after you make yourself tiny. W: Scraping down to the essential, morally, as well? M: Fear of complication? W: Yes, better to stick to the essential goodness, if one can. M: What is this? W: It is easily recognized, though hard to describe. M: Seeing and thinking are linked. W: I see goodness, I carry it in my mind. M: No one knew. W: They thought I was incapable of such a task? M: What other word? W: The neologism. M: I guess it's better than the burlap handkerchiefs so prevalent around here. W: Hair shirts are not the way to goodness. M: I refilled the bottle with tap water. W: Are you living on bread and water in a religious cell? M: The thunder of cherry bombs. W: Sounds like a number of prankish religious are kicking up didoes! M: If she was very quiet, it meant that she was brooding. W: But when she set off a cherry bomb, 'twas an epiphany! M: Why should I have feelings about things like that? W: One needn't, one may state them quietly and objectively. M: So in retrospect ... W: In retrospect, the whole nun career was a flash in the pan. M: The room was still whirling, participating in many different lives. W: That was the epiphany stage. M: But you can't do anything more than imagine the pain. W: I don't think pain tonic. M: I could say it was 6:51 pm. W: But you would be prevaricating? M: Well, they're not your weak point, Oliver. W: So they (the times) must be my strong point. M: Then I made a mistake. W: You made a mistake in my name. M: So they (the times) must be my strong point. W: I think they're one of your weak points. M: Does B represent a newcomer to Manhattan? W: Only in A's opinion. M: But you would be prevaricating? W: I would be confabulating. M: Can you pretend to expect? W: I expect I must go now. M: You're hoping against hope that it's worse than you thought. W: I hope for better times. M: Good idea, since the Cantos are pretty complicated. W: Just read Canto I, and you'll be all set. M: Can that be called figuring it out? W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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