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Friday, October 20, 2006The Mirror: I will accept violets
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: I often am that. W: A hello-saying machine? M: Why do I have the feeling I don't want to speak? W: Perhaps you are tired of making small talk. M: Nothing is more unbearable than the mechanics of thinking. W: Try getting into your right brain. M: I don't particularly. W: Then that's why you're so tired. M: That's certainly having something to say, if you have a preference. W: I like to lay it on the line. M: What are you demonstrating? W: Bluntness, straightforwardness. M: It's interesting. W: I guess you are being polite. M: Planet Dearth. W: I think something is oppressing you, could it be the weather? M: I didn't exactly promise you lilacs. W: I will accept violets. M: There is no escaping the natural laws. W: All right, all right, they're out of season. M: Consciousness is a way of lying about the world. W: So tell me, what is the real world? M: Am I in Paradise? W: It doesn't sound like my idea of Paradise. M: She said she was going in circles. W: Did she say she was on a merry-go-round or a mood-swinger? M: I'm just going to let the whole thing slip by, as if it never happened. W: That's called denial, you know. M: Try getting into your right brain. W: I can make a slipshod effort. M: Out. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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