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Friday, October 13, 2006The Mirror: A contract with Death
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The Mirror: We have to ration our energies, that's all. W: You are so right, we have to husband our strength. M: Is this fear? W: No, it's just good horse sense. M: The wisdom well has run dry. W: No more watery pearls of wisdom for me? M: I can but try. W: I need you to advise me. M: (She circles) W: Are you circling around the topic? M: You don't like people to come on like gangbusters, like boosterites. W: Only over-enthusiastic Americans want that. M: Oops, I found a typo! W: Did you think I should have used the adverbial form instead? M: Is anything said? W: No, but you implied it. M: A number of things. W: You implied a few different things. M: Is the mirror still reflecting? W: I think we have diverged. M: There isn't much that you do like, am I right? W: That is completely unfair, you have just caught me being nervous. M: Death might arrive on a bicycle. W: Death could arrive at any moment, in any form. M: That is completely unfair, you have just caught me being nervous. W: Does death make you nervous? M: (Repeats it faster) W: I guess you are nervous, because your voice is speeding up. M: Could we sign something? W: Now you want a contract with Death! M: It's almost as if light from another world reveals facial details that turn his face into its opposite. W: Life being the opposite of Death, what does his face look like? M: Only over-enthusiastic Americans want that. W: Americans want Life too much, too hard. M: Not Death. W: Right, they want to be immortal. M: I know this is a hard pill to swallow, but that is what I know and all I can know. W: We can't know Death till we have ridden up and said howdy. M: The problem isn't my problem, it's everybody's problem. W: Everyone must die, sooner or later. M: You don't know what your own head is doing? W: My head is dying. M: Try putting a stop to it. W: I suppose you want me to do crossword puzzles. M: You don't have to give a name to it. W: It's all about staving off Alzheimer's, these days. M: You feel that the changing of moods is ultimately irrelevant. W: Well, mood comes into it as well. M: How is that? W: Oh, it depends on how important you believe positive thinking is. M: But I see you. W: You see me whether my thoughts are positive or negative. M: Did you get here through a space-time warp? W: I don't know how I got here, except in the usual way. M: These are questions, not descriptions. W: Maybe we should switch to descriptions. M: How can I come to the end of this experience, which is unsatisfactory, with no end in sight? W: You can say goodbye. M: I don't know how I got here, except in the usual way. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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