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Wednesday, October 04, 2006The Mirror: My Don't-Wants Are Flaming Away
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Did you conceal your question? W: Oh yes, I have a secret question, concealed by cunning and bafflement. M: The water is close by. W: Do you have a spirit-boat? M: He went to write such a thing on a piece of available paper. W: You think I am clever. M: Will that make it difficult to know whether or not it's me doing the talking? W: No, because we share a terrific intelligence. M: Protect yourselves with the aid of sherpas. W: Are we climbing that high? M: Don't misinterpret my decision to go. W: Are you going for fame and fortune? M: Oh, I know that, you don't have to tell me! W: Are you going to be a spokesperson for some corporate product? M: I can remember from one sentence to the next, at least. W: All the spokesperson has to do is look good and read cue cards. M: Do the prizes in the Crackerjack box worship you as their god? W: I feel pulled down by variant claims. M: I'm game. W: Let's play the Crackerjack game. M: A painting about pain. W: Crackerjack conceals pain. M: But I don't want to repeat on this. W: You don't want to talk about Crackerjack anymore? M: No, because we share a terrific intelligence. W: So you think we should be aiming higher, climbing conceptual peaks. M: I made the window appear. W: And you could make it go. M: Are we climbing that high? W: We're not climbing Mount Everest, I don't think. M: Isn't it noisy? W: That would be the howling winds, I suppose. M: Are we climbing that high? W: I don't even think I could make it to base camp. M: Correction: I semi-forget. W: You can't forget yourself on Everest. M: I invented an airplane with bananas for engines. W: Do bananas grow in the Himalayas? M: I can't think of a pun fast enough. W: Me neither, let's go on. M: Shhh! W: Why did you shush me? M: Yes, the Web, the door to "cyberspace." W: But why did I have to be quiet for that? M: Oh no, that wouldn't make any sense. W: Unless we were trying to listen to some very quiet voices. M: Is that what this stuff is? W: It is silent voices. M: It's called an entrance. W: Are you making a grand entrance? M: Ah, you had your eyes closed after all. W: No, I didn't close my eyes except for short blinks. M: My organization depends on external factors. W: What factors? M: We can't make the leap to certitude. W: You're not sure of the funding sources for your organization? M: Probably not yet. W: Better not buy any advertising yet, then. M: Unless we were trying to listen to some very quiet voices. W: Not John Q Public, but his weird cousin. M: My tears are caught in my throat. W: Cry for the marginal among us! M: You're not sure of the funding sources for your organization? W: I have no organization, and no funds. M: I welcome what something else has been able to do with this raw material (me). W: That something else would be me, I suppose. M: Not John Q Public, but his weird cousin. W: Apparently I am considered quite weird. M: (Sit, music rise, sleep) W: And boring. M: Did you see one in real life? W: What, a Miami Dolphin? M: Are your wants on hold? W: Yes, but my don't-wants are flaming away. M: I think he's standing next to you, not me. W: I have no interest in talking to a football player. M: Right, I just use electric lights, more's the pity. W: You use electric lights to read great books by, instead of watching TV. M: So nothing inside me is serious. W: Is that the effects the greats have on you? M: How come? W: You feel flippant in response to their profundity, it's a form of jealousy. M: Trying to remember? W: I can no more. M: I should decide how we are going to decide. W: I have to decide to go. M: Probably because that would take too much time away from your obsession! W: Don't accuse me of that! M: Who, me? W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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