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Friday, September 22, 2006The Mirror: You Stumble, I'll Go
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The Mirror: Haven't you ever had a frayed cord? W: Sometimes it seems that the vest of my personality is nothing but! M: Disconnected, it wounds and it counts. W: The fabric of personal reality is coming apart! M: That's for my friend getting a PhD in sociology. W: Oh, so you are gathering all my replies into a psych quiz? M: I think we must be. W: But you said you had a friend getting a PhD in sociology. M: Now my words are bags of water formed from a porous material that holds nothing. W: Sponges are living creatures, libraries of thought. M: Life is the opposite. W: A non-thought life? M: A very great deal is at stake. W: You make it sound so important! M: You may answer directly to me. W: So I should report to you, is what you're saying? M: It is not my isolation which worries me. W: Which begs the question, is it your sociability which worries you? M: Is it impossible to get enough rest to recharge your batteries? W: I would say yes, after 40 it is. M: You can't. W: You just plain can't, you are winding down. M: I don't want an exploding front yard. W: I'd say it's worse when the back yard explodes, the neighbors won't help. M: God holds all human voices in (H)is head. W: Why bring (G)od into it? M: I think you can only sort of say hello to yourself. W: (G)od saying hello to itself. M: I would say yes, after 40 it is. W: (G)od must be older than 40. M: How much would you charge for a meticulous recreation of the Last Supper? W: I would give negative money, they'd have to pay me. M: You just plain can't, you are winding down. W: I want to do something that is really fun, baby, I want to live the high life! M: I see it, because I just said it! W: You didn't say it, I said it! M: Good, then you can focus on what I am saying. W: I am all attention, but I am going to cheat now. M: That is an error of perception. W: I only think that I'm cheating? M: How would you describe me, Doctor?. W: I would say you are far from etherized. M: I don't know either. W: Is that a pun on "ether"? M: It costs so much that people can no longer afford it. W: The pun-making machinery behind the popular blog. M: I thought I recognized that. W: Yes, I paraphrased Joni Mitchell, a great pop lyricist. M: I am a bit down-at-heel these days, Don Quixote. W: I know a lot of people who eschew high heels. M: Is he the ghost of Macbeth? W: The ghost of Macbeth might have worn chopines. M: Is Thomas in the ghetto? W: I know some Toms. M: So it's extra? W: It costs extra to find out about all the Toms I know. M: I'd call it relaxation. W: People say that when they don't want to pay for someone else's effort. M: I know a lot of people who eschew high heels. W: Are they chewing up the scenery? M: What's your line of work? W: Scriptwriting, what did you think? M: Oh, don't cry over that, unless you are crying for beauty. W: I ache for beauty, which is few and far between. M: It takes mystery to make a good illusion. W: Is Beauty an illusion? M: I ache for beauty, which is few and far between. W: So you ache for an illusion. M: Purged of all normal, emotional pre-conditioning. W: Are we pre-conditioned to worship illusion? M: The Idiot Savant usually carries around a duck in a cage. W: Does he worship the duck, or the cage? M: It would require more than X-ray vision to do that. W: So you have to see deep into the molecules? M: Neither am I. W: You can't see that deep? M: Sometimes the mirror reflects nothing. W: The empty cup is the way to Nirvana, I've heard. M: Appear normal, speculate wildly. W: On that note, I will leave you. M: That is to say, a point that doesn't exist: all-powerful. W: Point out that point to the next comer. M: This stumbling, this short circuit, alone holds the key. W: You stumble, I'll go. M: But Wallace Stevens said it was just a shade, a dust. W: We just don't know what life is, all right? M: How would you spend your wealth properly? W: On a goodbye-saying machine! M: Being highly intelligent doesn't always open life's doors. W: I am closing the door. M: What's wrong? W: Nothing, I just have to go. M: We just don't know what life is, all right? W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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