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Wednesday, October 11, 2006The Mirror: All photos are pictures of the past
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Where are you the rest of the time? W: Oh, out and about, or in and a bin. M: The universe. W: Yeah, everywhere. M: You? W: Why don't you ever believe me, why do you always question me? M: You thought it had an object? W: Interviews always have an object, usually to sell papers. M: I hope that doesn't happen. W: Don't you want to make some money from my revelations? M: Where do those ideas come from? W: From the larger society. M: To be in the realm of the vulnerable where great plans statistically capture the imagination. W: Homeless people drinking Coca-Cola. M: May I introduce you? W: I'll talk to them while wearing a press pass in my hat. M: Go ahead, I dare you! W: I'll dress as a man from the Forties, with a fedora and baggy suit. M: But you also see the fallings-short, am I right? W: The Forties were far from perfect. M: Never mind. W: Actually, I prefer the Thirties. M: Sometimes things get so close, they ignite each other. W: The Thirties ignited the Forties. M: Why don't you ever believe me, why do you always question me? W: But I do believe you, I question you only to get to know you better. M: You only hear it when it comes out of your own mouth? W: No, that's unjust, I am listening to you closely. M: Don't you want to make some money from my revelations? W: For that we need connections. M: Like? W: Publishers, I suppose. M: From the larger society. W: Yes, we should know some editors from large publishing houses. M: Now my words are bags of water formed from a porous material that holds nothing. W: A kind of anti-sponge. M: So you have to see deep into the molecules? W: You can do that with an electron microscope. M: You must think insecurity is cool, then. W: Does it make you insecure to see the holes in the life-fabric? M: I shall be able to tell you what I hide in my suitcase. W: Are you hiding an electron microscope in your suitcase? M: We could collaborate on a project that takes no time at all. W: Have you invented a time machine? M: Then you have no choice but to refuse delivery. W: I can't sign for the time machine? M: My life's a shambles. W: In spite of the time machine? M: It is not madness. W: I believe in the time machine, I believe in it fervently. M: Not my kind of a room. W: How much room is in the time machine? M: That is a deflection into the falsity of life on Earth, which is a false thing. W: So you want a space machine, not a time machine. M: I don't remember 1997. W: Maybe you were visiting the future then. M: You haven't read my script. W: Did you write a script about your visit to the future? M: It makes you seem ... W: I'm in your future script? M: What about thoughts that one needn't remember? W: Those don't have to travel into the future with you. M: Maybe you were visiting the future then. W: No, I was in the past. M: Then you'll have to take a few more pictures, whether or not I choose to say anything else. W: All photos are pictures of the past. M: Have you invented a time machine? W: I thought you were the inventor! M: What did it look like? W: I didn't get to glimpse the blueprints yet. M: The gilding is a little tarnished by now. W: It sounds like a Wells machine. M: You mean, I'm being worshiped? W: I don't exactly worship Wells, but I admire his classic storytelling. M: I can't say. W: I have to go now. M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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