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Friday, August 18, 2006The Mirror: Stationary Butterfly
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Sort of. W: That's all I get, a "sort of" hello? M: Good answer! W: You like it when I am a bit of a smart-aleck? M: Lol! W: You are really getting a kick out of this! M: Piercing sounds are not to my taste. W: OK, so I won't whistle. M: Did I break you? W: You didn't break my tin whistle. M: That? W: I know, a tin whistle is a negligible object. M: It sounds like too much. W: You wouldn't want it to go off right next to your ear. M: Code is a form of magic. W: Do you know any magicians who whistle in code? M: Geronimo, or Girolamo Savonarola? W: Geronimo might have known magic, but Savonarola would balk at it. M: Voice-over: Sadly, not everyone was prepared to allow that particular nuance to redirect an entire life. W: Is magic only a nuance? M: So the "what" is totally everything. W: The object of one's magic attentions: the world. M: The car rounded a curve and the occupants glanced left. W: Is this a getaway car? M: You wouldn't want it to go off right next to your ear. W: Is the getaway car going to explode? M: Are you rejoicing at the thought of a real front yard? W: I don't want an exploding front yard. M: You wouldn't want it to go off right next to your ear. W: Right, let the neighbors worry about it. M: If I worship it, it has an image, erased or not erased. W: Do you tend to erase your images of worship? M: Is the getaway car going to explode? W: Only if I cannot worship the way I want. M: (Pause, other takes it off) W: Are you removing your watch? M: When? W: Just now. M: This mountain we plan to climb, where is it? W: Right here, but you had better keep your watch. M: Don't I look calm? W: You look eminently ready to proceed. M: We would all like to go there, but that is not a real place. W: Like in the Donovan song, the back-and-forth mountain. M: I am surrounded by distraction. W: What kind of distraction surrounds you, is it dream-mountains? M: Something could be easier for me. W: It would be easier if you weren't surrounded by mountains. M: You implied that I should be on guard? W: Protect yourselves with the aid of sherpas. M: How can you tell the difference between a dry cleaner and a newspaper? W: Um, one is a person and one is a thing? M: Would you rather hear the truth, or see the surface of something that hides the truth? W: Show me the surface, and make it highly polished. M: The laughter of Madeline turns Madeline inside out. W: So then she reveals her unsurfaces. M: The library's got it goin' on. W: Are you at the library with Madeleine? M: Like in the Donovan song, the back-and-forth mountain. W: Madeleine is the name of a disappearing mountain? M: Do you want to engage in big talk? W: Yes, yes, bring on the gargantuan heave-ho! M: Protect yourselves with the aid of sherpas. W: We are going up! M: Where are you the rest of the time? W: Down, obviously. M: Yes, yes, bring on the gargantuan heave-ho! W: First the ship, then the plane, then the mystic ascent. M: You can't see me, you'll just have to take my word for it. W: I believe you are going up. M: When he repeats his silence at periodic intervals, it could be changing for him. W: He could be ascending, winged, waxen. M: It was something that had to be done. W: He had to be Icarus. M: Of course it's true. W: It is a true myth. M: Say something brilliant -- something which will astonish me. W: Feather duster! M: Your passivity must be something very intense. W: I am hard to get off the ground on days like this. M: Do I attract more of your attention? W: I always look at that which you reflect: crenelated frames. M: Don't get huffy. W: "Huffy Henry hid the day" (John Berryman, Dream Song #1) M: I would like a modicum of common sense and respectability. W: Then don't read John Berryman's biography. M: What discoveries? W: Actually, that he had more than a modicum of sense and responsibility. M: Robert's Rules of Ordure, on Planet Earth. W: Planet Dearth. M: What do I have? W: You have a wealth of mysteries and surprises. M: I believe you are going up. W: I am ascending. M: Then what? W: The bubble will burst. M: He had to be Icarus. W: He fell. M: I mean let me see who you really are. W: You want to burst that bubble? M: Then don't read John Berryman's biography. W: Reading the biographies of Greats always bursts the bubble. M: You don't want me to be sarcastic. W: Please don't be, life is hard enough. M: The handling of hats? W: One sometimes needs to re-block a hat, after it has been washed. M: Did the experiment work? W: I don't know, because I don't have a hat-block. M: Don't hide your fireworks. W: I don't have any fireworks, not even sparklers. M: The world seemed expressive? W: The world seemed colorful enough without fireworks. M: Even worms might see each other as fabulous. W: Now that is the true Buddhist attitude. M: Oh, are you mirroring me, mirror? W: I am merely appreciating you. M: I'm encouraging it to move. W: Are you watching a stationary butterfly? M: There's a window in the next room. W: Perhaps the butterfly is perched on the sill. M: Don't you touch that cake when I'm not in the room! W: Can I touch the cake when you are omnipresent? M: Yes? W: You're not quite sure, are you? M: Do you like saying hello? W: I like saying goodbye better. M: Please don't be, life is hard enough. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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