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Wednesday, August 16, 2006The Mirror: You Confuse the Poet with Yourself
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Do I? W: Do you say hello? M: There's a window in the next room. W: What can you see through the window? M: I just say and know, it helps. W: But you didn't tell me what you saw. M: You're not watching a Shakespeare movie, are you? W: I am watching the tragedy called Life. M: (Blindfolded) W: You would rather not see anything tragic, I suppose. M: Not even Google can tell us how to be unequivocal. W: Have you ever heard of La Smorfia, the Neapolitan lottery dream book? M: Ah, you like hearing things that are no particular challenge. W: Now, wait a minute ... M: An Evelyn Wood speed-remembering course? W: That would be much too challenging. M: If that's your desire, I don't understand why you speak. W: Even speaking can be challenging. M: Is that what this stuff is? W: Sometimes it's all too challenging. M: Look at what? W: Look at an antique Lotto book. M: I would like to think of cool things. W: Loteria cards are cool too. M: Do you say hello? W: I said hello at the beginning. M: I don't know what you mean. W: Didn't you notice me come in? M: Now, wait a minute ... W: Yes, I came in, and I said hello, too. M: My thinking. W: You were too busy thinking to hear me say hello? M: I can tell you that, it's a maze. W: Social niceties form an impenetrable maze. M: How did you know? W: I think about that kind of thing a lot. M: You are perfection itself as you are. W: So you're into a "come as you are" kind of dynamic. M: What is this stuff? W: Oh, just a little pop psychology. M: Sticking to the subject, losing my balance. W: The subject is like melted chewing gum on the pavement. M: These books are no longer relevant. W: What books are you talking about? M: Until that point tinies itself into non-existence. W: You're reading a book which makes a non-existent point? M: Does watching TV benefit us at all? W: The old question, books or TV. M: Because I want to talk about something more interesting. W: Let's talk about poor old John Berryman. M: Do the trees worship you? W: Logic trees might admire my way of putting things together. M: Insults can be spread, it's true. W: Have you ever read Gargantua and Pantagruel? M: That's the ticket, keep the flattery coming! W: I flatter you by attributing to you the reading of Rabelais. M: I had some trouble establishing the connection. W: These days, only scholars read Rabelais. M: Let's talk about poor old John Berryman. W: John Berryman (1914-1972) was quite a poet. M: Tastes of light. W: Now I suppose he is transmogrified. M: You're reading a book which makes a non-existent point? W: Maybe the point is not the point. M: Yet under that very pressure, it proliferates. W: Under the pressure to be "avant-garde," the points multiply? M: Have you ever eaten eels? W: Eels are slippery characters. M: Now, whose memory is whose? W: Your memory is mine. M: Having nothing to say could be brief. W: Do you want me to leave so soon? M: "The Idiot Savant." W: The non-knower who knows everything. M: It sounds like you are discommunicado. W: That could be a person who walks around with earphones all the time. M: I think a while ago, you said, "Whatever happens." W: I never use that expression. M: This is an accomplishment. W: I know, because I am resisting tiresome slang. M: You mean if they're closed? W: Slang dictionaries remain open for all and sundry to partake. M: The water was splashed by her hands into her face. W: She was refreshed by un-slang. M: I didn't say we were going to discuss "Skunk Hour." W: We could discuss a bit of Robert Lowell. M: A lot more than frustration, a lot more serious. W: Robert Lowell is more consonant a read than Berryman. M: The Idiot Savant was left writing his own obituary. W: Neither Lowell nor Berryman were idiots, but they were both bipolar. M: Oh, you can respond with major emotion to major trauma. W: And Berryman had a major trauma at age 12. M: Robert Lowell is more consonant a read than Berryman. W: Lowell is somehow more and less demanding. M: These four walls are a totality in and of themselves. W: So you must do a lot of reading. M: That could be a person who walks around with earphones all the time. W: I can't read with earphones on. M: The entire world of suffering, perhaps? W: I suffer when there is too much competing stimulation around me. M: Neither Lowell nor Berryman were idiots, but they were both bipolar. W: They were both very sensitive instruments. M: What does it do? W: It registers light. M: I don't see Wallace Stevens as a boxer, though he did punch Hemingway. W: Wallace Stevens was another very sensitive instrument. M: Will that make it difficult to know whether or not it's me doing the talking? W: Yes, because you confuse the poet with yourself, if he is great. M: Life. W: That's life all over, isn't it? M: Sometimes glad's next door to nervous. W: Berryman was a highly strung individual. M: Come back! W: You want John Berryman to reincarnate? M: Well, partially I'm talking about words I've spoken. W: Oh, I see, you want to recall your words. M: The purpose is to change the situation inside which orientation goes on. W: You want to start all over again? M: I think I mean "presentimento." W: Italian prediction of disaster? M: Oh boy, this is starting to sound like the movie I saw last night. W: Was it an art film? M: You don't know where to put the name so that it adheres, even momentarily, to this thing I'm pursuing. W: What are you pursuing, reality or dream? M: Suppose I have no available subject matter? W: Then you must go outdoors and find some. M: Yes, because you confuse the poet with yourself, if he is great. W: And that's just when it's good to go downtown. M: Why not? W: Yes, let's go. M: Oh, I see, you want to recall your words. W: I want to remember everything, in shining detail. M: The beloved is hidden behind seven doors. W: Is that a seven-deity pantheon? M: I can see that kind of agitation inside yours. W: My pantheon is agitated? M: Words no longer seem to me designed to effectively cut into the world as it is. W: So that's why we write poetry, to shake things up a little. M: I don't have any trade secrets that you could steal. W: I know there is no formula. M: Well, if you were an ATM, maybe I could get some money out of you. W: And if pigs could fly, there'd be a lot less hamming it up around here! M: Is it honeycake? W: No, pork chops. M: Do you have a magic act? W: I saw a magic act. M: Good. W: The magician bent spoons. M: Just as I feared. W: You don't like the Uri Geller trick? M: You can't see me, you'll just have to take my word for it. W: I guess you're making a moue of distaste. M: (In window) Smell the flowers, Maestro. W: To replace the sensation of the trick you don't like. M: Well, as usual, I have to get to work, and am stalling by talking to you. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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