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Friday, August 04, 2006The Mirror: A Rain of Frogs, a Tide of Blood
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: I am too distracted to answer. W: Should we talk another time? M: I would like to hear what you have to say. W: Maybe you can multitask. M: I haven't. W: You haven't multitasked in the past? M: In the sense of "Why begin?" W: True, why begin to multitask if you don't want to establish a precedent. M: Oh, how sad, perhaps you're not in the mood for Pound today. W: I'm not in the mood for Pound's middle Cantos. M: Or, for instance, the back of my head as I walk out of the room. W: I think you're trying to tell me something! M: No, I am a lady. W: Right, you wouldn't want to be too obvious about it. M: Enter Idiot Savant, in glass bubble. W: OK, I'll talk to the Idiot Savant, if he can hear me through that thing. M: I don't even think you could find that on the Moon. W: Good question: Are there Idiot Savants on the Moon? M: Well, you too. W: You consider me an Idiot Savant? M: Are you nervous? W: I am always a little nervous. M: Is that a sign? W: Have you witnessed a rain of frogs, a tide of blood? M: You consider me an Idiot Savant? W: I think you know a thing or two. M: Don't get huffy, now. W: You thought I was being huffy? M: I think you know a thing or two. W: What I know ain't worth a dime. M: Are there secret people living in the monitor's array? W: There might be messages in the JavaScript, for all I know. M: What I know ain't worth a dime. W: What you know is worth far more than a dime. M: Bottled monkeys. W: Contained apes. M: (Sits, picks up newspaper, reads, tosses away) W: Are you disgusted by the news? M: Am I a reflection of Richard Foreman? W: I don't know what Richard Foreman thinks of today's news. M: Keep it open. W: You want me to keep an open mind about Richard Foreman? M: I don't expect intellectual stimulation. W: But, by the gods, you will receive it! M: My reaction told you something? W: Yes, you sounded quite deprecating. M: Is it? W: It was subtly deprecating. M: Nothing I do or say should be taken seriously. W: Point taken. M: Future hearts, future minds. W: I don't live in the future. M: As if I'd done something to harm you, but you were full of compassion. W: Are you going to harm me in future? M: I made the window appear. W: You have the power to harm me, you mean. M: Are the dealmakers looking at you funny? W: I don't see any dealmakers, unless these are secret deals. M: Are you going to harm me in future? W: I will do my level best to preserve you. M: At the moment when everyone glances, that moment reveals the truth. W: None of us are looking at each other here. M: You want me to keep an open mind about Richard Foreman? W: I want you to listen to a Richard Foreman interview. M: The word "table" means a chart, in the world of 2D. W: I don't know if Foreman is into Web design. M: Are you going to harm me in future? W: Now I'm sorry I brought that up! M: Where are we headed? W: I have no idea where we are headed. M: Goodbye. W: Bye! M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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