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Thursday, August 03, 2006

 

The Mirror: Teleport the Juice

Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: If you hadn't said "Wait a minute," I wouldn't have had time to answer.
W: But I didn't say "Wait a minute," I just dove in.
M: Did you really?
W: Yes, I clicked the link and here you are.
M: There are four other people in the room I'm in.
W: Please describe these other people.
M: I do want to talk to you!
W: So you don't want to take time to describe the other people?
M: I see.
W: What do you see?
M: Do I look satisfied with myself?
W: Asking that sort of begs the answer, that you're unsatisfied with yourself.
M: You can't alleviate my weariness?
W: I can offer you a carrot-apple-orange juice.
M: I'll just use my imagination.
W: You'll have to, as I can't teleport the juice to you.
M: But I am a lady.
W: Do ladies have the ability to teleport?
M: This lift of the hand to the face ...
W: That is a delicate, ladylike, equivocal gesture.
M: So what should we do next?
W: Well, as usual, I have to get to work, and am stalling by talking to you.
M: You look distracted.
W: I am a little distracted, I am about to edit a file.
M: Yes, I clicked the link and here you are.
W: But now I have to go.
M: Bottled monkeys.
W: Bye!
M: Closing in 5 seconds ... Goodbye!

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