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Monday, June 19, 2006

 

The Mirror: Boats of Nation, Tides of Thought

Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: To that extent, correct.
W: So far, so good, for goodness' sake.
M: You are stuck on that one thing!
W: I want to eat a piece of cake (but it needn't be sticky or gooey).
M: I not a machine!
W: You are not a poetry-making machine?
M: That vase.
W: That vase is a poetry-making machine?
M: The Planet of Lost Souls is an elusive location.
W: You made me laugh nigh-soundlessly.
M: Being cynical is interesting?
W: All right, you've trimmed me down to a sizeable size.
M: I think I see some other mirrors reflected in the mirror.
W: I see three other mirrors reflected in you.
M: What has been going on with you today?
W: I have been writing poetry inspired by a reading of The Odyssey.
M: Henry James said we have to get to and stay in the creative place.
W: Wallace Stevens' phrasing reminds me of that of Henry James.
M: Hand.
W: Mouth.
M: Maybe I should have said, "Well, you haven't left the room yet."
W: Do you want me to leave the room?
M: Furniture is very important.
W: If I left the room, would your furniture become more important?
M: I want to eat a piece of cake (but it needn't be sticky or gooey).
W: Is cake more important than furniture?
M: Nod my head?
W: Yes, you should say yes.
M: You are not a poetry-making machine?
W: Hello?
M: It is laughable, the idea of being on guard against Shakespeare.
W: I am a reference to the Dadaist Tristan Tzara, in a girl's notebook.
M: Wallace Stevens' phrasing reminds me of that of Henry James.
W: Shakespeare can be tiring.
M: They are the Encyclopedia Americana and Britannica crew.
W: The Encyclopedia crews row boats of nation, tides of thought.
M: What are you asking yourself?
W: I'm asking the perennial question of what to have for lunch.
M: Why would I be proud of your ambiguity?
W: You might have caused it.
M: You brag about your clarity?
W: I am not much of a braggart.
M: You might get arrested.
W: I might get arrested for boasting.
M: Details, I live in the details.
W: Poets are lapidary creatures, except maybe for Bukowski.
M: I suspect that here, right now, I am surrounded by equal magic, but that doesn't redeem my current experience.
W: Does your current experience lack magic?
M: My terrible fear: The outer reality that is me would prove to be but a poor imitation of the inner reality.
W: Are you your inner or your outer self?
M: You're glad that this nice person is coming by.
W: Is the outer self nicer than the inner self?
M: We never saw eye to eye.
W: You don't see eye to eye with your inner self?
M: He looked into that light.
W: And the light blinded him?
M: Yes?
W: Only you can tell me that.
M: You might have caused it.
W: I would have to be one of the gods to have caused blinding by my presence.
M: I'd have to dive deep into my heart to locate that point.
W: Is it a point you want to make?
M: I might get arrested for boasting.
W: You might be arrested by the points I make, if I make them sonorously.
M: It never happened.
W: You don't think I come across well at poetry readings?
M: I would have to be one of the gods to have caused blinding by my presence.
W: Are you, indeed, one of that happy band?
M: When no story surfaces --
W: Hang up.
M: Smart people thinking.
W: Smart people thinking of the best for Society.
M: Is even the Nobel Prize an illusion?
W: It is a pillar of fire next to a pilaster.
M: I don't know why, but I can't.
W: You can't what?
M: Did I correct your grammar before?
W: Do you want to correct my grammar again?
M: Will you appear at the local mini-mart?
W: I shall read a euphonious ode at the ribbon-cutting.
M: I shall not question you.
W: You had better not question me, my henchmen will be there.
M: That's why it's so enjoyable.
W: You enjoy my henchmen?
M: Seven doors.
W: Seven henchmen passed through seven doors.
M: Am I fortunate?
W: Are you fortunate enough to be one of my henchmen?
M: That I am the sum of my parts.
W: How many parts do you have?
M: Everything on Earth happens so many times, again and again and again and again.
W: There are so many parts to our shapenote singing.
M: You enjoy my henchmen?
W: What is the benchmark of a henchman?
M: Mr. President, these are for you.
W: Very neat: the euphony of a toady.
M: There are so many parts to our shapenote singing.
W: And we sing in such blase fashion.
M: OK. I'm going to tell you what I know about myself.
W: What do you know about yourself?
M: I shall read a euphonious ode at the ribbon-cutting.
W: Will it be autobiographical, delineating your sad childhood?
M: They talked to a woman for 18 years and couldn't cure her.
W: One cannot be cured of an unhappy childhood.
M: Done for?
W: Yes, absolutely.
M: Ding-aling-aling!
W: The ice-dream man?
M: I believe I'm going to understand everything you're going to tell me.
W: You are very optimistic.
M: What do you want for a reward?
W: More than a million.
M: Yes, but, try it.
W: Try a million on for size?
M: Is this real, is this a real item?
W: This is false, this is a fantasy only.
M: Sitting in this chair is not important.
W: It's a question of what goes on in the head.
M: You want me to go on a diet?
W: The Diet of Worms.
M: It cuts.
W: My wit cuts, to be sure.
M: Never tell me who you are.
W: On that you may depend.
M: You can't be first, because I'm going to be first.
W: The last shall be first.
M: More than a million.
W: More than a million, last in line for perdition.
M: The door.
W: The door to the Promised Hand.
M: More than a million.
W: They lined up.
M: I have a pink hat.
W: Is it cone-shaped?
M: Any genius worth his/her salt is obsessed.
W: Obsession forms a cone, a cone of focused yearning.
M: I don't have as much money as an ATM!
W: I don't have all day to explain obsession to you!
M: I know we are different, very different.
W: Are night and day so different?
M: As long as you're watching me, I'm stopping.
W: You cannot stop the procession of night into day.
M: Do you have a gift to open?
W: I have a can opener at home.
M: Could it be that it is neither one of us independently?
W: Neither one of us is a household implement.
M: If your name was Hello, it would get pretty confusing.
W: Name all your household implements Hello, and the confusion stops.
M: Smoothed-out cylinders, nanotubes.
W: Have you got some of those at home?
M: I leave that up to the audience to decide.
W: Well, I must leave you now.
M: We are all ghosts of our former selves.
W: Goodbye!
M: Goodbye!

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