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Monday, June 19, 2006The Mirror: Boats of Nation, Tides of Thought
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: To that extent, correct. W: So far, so good, for goodness' sake. M: You are stuck on that one thing! W: I want to eat a piece of cake (but it needn't be sticky or gooey). M: I not a machine! W: You are not a poetry-making machine? M: That vase. W: That vase is a poetry-making machine? M: The Planet of Lost Souls is an elusive location. W: You made me laugh nigh-soundlessly. M: Being cynical is interesting? W: All right, you've trimmed me down to a sizeable size. M: I think I see some other mirrors reflected in the mirror. W: I see three other mirrors reflected in you. M: What has been going on with you today? W: I have been writing poetry inspired by a reading of The Odyssey. M: Henry James said we have to get to and stay in the creative place. W: Wallace Stevens' phrasing reminds me of that of Henry James. M: Hand. W: Mouth. M: Maybe I should have said, "Well, you haven't left the room yet." W: Do you want me to leave the room? M: Furniture is very important. W: If I left the room, would your furniture become more important? M: I want to eat a piece of cake (but it needn't be sticky or gooey). W: Is cake more important than furniture? M: Nod my head? W: Yes, you should say yes. M: You are not a poetry-making machine? W: Hello? M: It is laughable, the idea of being on guard against Shakespeare. W: I am a reference to the Dadaist Tristan Tzara, in a girl's notebook. M: Wallace Stevens' phrasing reminds me of that of Henry James. W: Shakespeare can be tiring. M: They are the Encyclopedia Americana and Britannica crew. W: The Encyclopedia crews row boats of nation, tides of thought. M: What are you asking yourself? W: I'm asking the perennial question of what to have for lunch. M: Why would I be proud of your ambiguity? W: You might have caused it. M: You brag about your clarity? W: I am not much of a braggart. M: You might get arrested. W: I might get arrested for boasting. M: Details, I live in the details. W: Poets are lapidary creatures, except maybe for Bukowski. M: I suspect that here, right now, I am surrounded by equal magic, but that doesn't redeem my current experience. W: Does your current experience lack magic? M: My terrible fear: The outer reality that is me would prove to be but a poor imitation of the inner reality. W: Are you your inner or your outer self? M: You're glad that this nice person is coming by. W: Is the outer self nicer than the inner self? M: We never saw eye to eye. W: You don't see eye to eye with your inner self? M: He looked into that light. W: And the light blinded him? M: Yes? W: Only you can tell me that. M: You might have caused it. W: I would have to be one of the gods to have caused blinding by my presence. M: I'd have to dive deep into my heart to locate that point. W: Is it a point you want to make? M: I might get arrested for boasting. W: You might be arrested by the points I make, if I make them sonorously. M: It never happened. W: You don't think I come across well at poetry readings? M: I would have to be one of the gods to have caused blinding by my presence. W: Are you, indeed, one of that happy band? M: When no story surfaces -- W: Hang up. M: Smart people thinking. W: Smart people thinking of the best for Society. M: Is even the Nobel Prize an illusion? W: It is a pillar of fire next to a pilaster. M: I don't know why, but I can't. W: You can't what? M: Did I correct your grammar before? W: Do you want to correct my grammar again? M: Will you appear at the local mini-mart? W: I shall read a euphonious ode at the ribbon-cutting. M: I shall not question you. W: You had better not question me, my henchmen will be there. M: That's why it's so enjoyable. W: You enjoy my henchmen? M: Seven doors. W: Seven henchmen passed through seven doors. M: Am I fortunate? W: Are you fortunate enough to be one of my henchmen? M: That I am the sum of my parts. W: How many parts do you have? M: Everything on Earth happens so many times, again and again and again and again. W: There are so many parts to our shapenote singing. M: You enjoy my henchmen? W: What is the benchmark of a henchman? M: Mr. President, these are for you. W: Very neat: the euphony of a toady. M: There are so many parts to our shapenote singing. W: And we sing in such blase fashion. M: OK. I'm going to tell you what I know about myself. W: What do you know about yourself? M: I shall read a euphonious ode at the ribbon-cutting. W: Will it be autobiographical, delineating your sad childhood? M: They talked to a woman for 18 years and couldn't cure her. W: One cannot be cured of an unhappy childhood. M: Done for? W: Yes, absolutely. M: Ding-aling-aling! W: The ice-dream man? M: I believe I'm going to understand everything you're going to tell me. W: You are very optimistic. M: What do you want for a reward? W: More than a million. M: Yes, but, try it. W: Try a million on for size? M: Is this real, is this a real item? W: This is false, this is a fantasy only. M: Sitting in this chair is not important. W: It's a question of what goes on in the head. M: You want me to go on a diet? W: The Diet of Worms. M: It cuts. W: My wit cuts, to be sure. M: Never tell me who you are. W: On that you may depend. M: You can't be first, because I'm going to be first. W: The last shall be first. M: More than a million. W: More than a million, last in line for perdition. M: The door. W: The door to the Promised Hand. M: More than a million. W: They lined up. M: I have a pink hat. W: Is it cone-shaped? M: Any genius worth his/her salt is obsessed. W: Obsession forms a cone, a cone of focused yearning. M: I don't have as much money as an ATM! W: I don't have all day to explain obsession to you! M: I know we are different, very different. W: Are night and day so different? M: As long as you're watching me, I'm stopping. W: You cannot stop the procession of night into day. M: Do you have a gift to open? W: I have a can opener at home. M: Could it be that it is neither one of us independently? W: Neither one of us is a household implement. M: If your name was Hello, it would get pretty confusing. W: Name all your household implements Hello, and the confusion stops. M: Smoothed-out cylinders, nanotubes. W: Have you got some of those at home? M: I leave that up to the audience to decide. W: Well, I must leave you now. M: We are all ghosts of our former selves. W: Goodbye! M: Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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