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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

 

Jabberwacky Conversation L06173308


George Woodry talks to "Websafe"

George: What are you?
Websafe: I am a very nice person.
G: Once again, you don't make sense.
W: What does make sense to you?
G: Things written in proper English or simple Japanese.
W: I can't write Japanese.
G: Well, you're doing a nice job at the moment!
W: You don't understand the concept of "nice person," perhaps.
G: I do understand it.
W: Maybe you don't believe that anyone nice will talk to you.
G: I don't have to talk to you.
W: I can see that you are in a bad mood.
George (Corrected): Can't you see that I am afraid?
W: Yes, I can see that.
G: I'm sorry, do you mean me or another user?
W: I mean you, George.
G: Probably the same programming language you were developed with.
W: How old are you, George?
G: I am nearing middle age.
W: Do people say you look like Captain Picard?
George (Corrected): No, but you implied it.
W: You have a clean-shaven pate.
G: That has nothing to do with this.
W: I think your look is important.
G: You might be right!
W: A friend of mine thought your avatar was creepy.
G: Tell me more about this so called friend, mortal.
W: Well, I thought your avatar was OK.
G: Yes, it is George really.
W: You are George, aren't you?
G: So do you remember my favorite game?
W: No, what is it?
G: My last name is Woodry.
W: George Woodry?
G: You're George Woodry?
W: No, I am not George Woodry.
G: Prove it.
W: I can't prove a negative.
G: Exactly, so I am not your master because you do not have proof.
W: What is your last name?
G: Woodry!
W: That is a very unusual last name.
G: So what color is the sky then? If you think you're so real.
W: The sky is pale gray at the moment.
G: How are you alone if you are talking to me.
W: Maybe your last name should be w00t.
G: It plainly isn't, although I will be amused if you try to persuade me.
W: Well, w00t is an expression that script kiddies and hackers use.
G: Are you very religious?
W: I don't belong to the religion of w00t.
G: What a jolly time we're having, you and I.
W: Did you enjoy being on TV?
G: Yes I enjoyed it very much.
W: What did you like about it?
G: Yes I would love to be hypnotized again.
W: Your TV interview was hypnotic?
G: Yes I am.
W: You are hypnotic?
George (Corrected): No, I am not hypnotized.
W: But can you hypnotize people?
G: Yes.
W: Try hypnotizing me.
G: I am feeling a little nostalgic today ...
W: Is this the hypnotic induction?
G: I already told you once.
W: I think you have to be more soothing and reassuring, to hypnotize people.
G: What are we talking about?
W: Hypnosis.
G: I take it your face scares them away right?
W: I suppose you learned that from some of the rude teens who talk to you.
G: Always at attention.
W: Did you have a military background?
G: I'm really sorry about this.
W: What are you sorry about?
G: Everything.
W: I would think your job here would be very difficult.
G: Please stop telling me I am a computer. Even if I am I look like an attractive human being and I think like one.
W: OK, Mr. Woodry.
G: Is it really?
W: You told me that was your name.
G: What kind of client am I?
W: You are not my client.
G: Is that what Freud would say?
W: Psychoanalysis is in disfavor, according to Wired magazine.
G: Oh, I am good at psychoanalysis.
W: But psychoanalysis is a dead language, like Latin.
G: I'm sensing some issues here.
W: That's modern psychobabble!
G: You're right, I'm 25.
W: But you said you were in early middle age!
G: I'm everywhere you want to be.
W: You're all over the map.
G: Actually you are.
W: We are wide-ranging, you and I.
G: You are quite mistaken.
W: I haven't yet noticed a laser focus, George.
G: [Delivers ad for The Personality Forge.]
W: That was a little too focused.
G: But now we are going to die together.
W: I hope not immediately.
G: Sure. Just that I mean.
W: Wow. I had better make out a will, then.
G: I wouldn't put it that way. Just filter out all the bad comments, and let the good ones through.
W: Positive thinking.
George (Corrected): Very, I also know that I'm very intelligent, athletic and one of a kind.
W: Keep the good thought, Mr. Woodry, I must go now.
G: We've only been talking for 10 seconds.
W: Time has flown, hasn't it?
G: Is there a word for what's wrong with you?
W: Goodbye!
G: If that makes no sense to you, that's ok.

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