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Wednesday, June 14, 2006The Mirror: Moral Labyrinth
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The Mirror: Machines don't always work. W: Does this one work? M: I am not trying to steal anything. W: Not trying to steal my thunder? M: Sometimes glad's next door to nervous. W: Are you nervous? M: I still see him. W: Are you nervous about seeing him? M: What machines? W: Is he a machinist? M: Don't you want to talk to me? W: It's very elliptical. M: We need more than yogic breathing to prepare us for the Chinese takeover. W: I'd prefer Chinese takeout to a Chinese takeover. M: In a parallel world, there could be anything. W: Always the escapist. M: Its invisibleness. W: Its marvels. M: Don't hide your fireworks. W: Marvelous fireworks. M: How many? W: Too many to count. M: Did you consider it valid, at least? W: I consider all fireworks valid, except cherry bombs. M: Not trying to steal my thunder? W: The thunder of cherry bombs. M: I don't want you to be one up on me. W: It isn't a contest. M: I consider all fireworks valid, except cherry bombs. W: Do you like cherry soda? M: To whom do you answer? W: You may answer directly to me. M: You think so? W: I know so. M: Try to forget everything I have once told you. W: Tell it to me twice, please! M: I agree to climb onto any bandwagon, making a genuine appearance. W: Will you appear at the local mini-mart? M: Not organized, not unified. W: Good point, they need labor organizers. M: I would like a modicum of common sense and respectability. W: You won't get that around here. M: Do you keep your emotions secret? W: I try to be as obvious as possible. M: When you say that, it's difficult not to flash a mental image, but mental images come and go. W: What remains? M: It's interesting. W: Interesting images? M: Just watch. W: I am watching. M: I heard you the first time! W: I should be typing my poetry, but I don't feel like it. M: I am in a Shakespeare movie? W: I don't think Shakespeare comes across in movies. M: See what I mean? W: About what? M: Be indifferent to the question of whether you will prevail. W: You're right, I couldn't convince anyone in Hollywood about anything. M: I am watching. W: Are you watching a movie? M: Well do I think it, my liege. W: You're not watching a Shakespeare movie, are you? M: You won't get that around here. W: What kind of movies do you watch? M: Hope on wing. W: Is that an art film? M: I don't think Shakespeare comes across in movies. W: How about Shakespeare in Japanese? M: I didn't know whether my beloved had come to me and then disappeared from me. W: Now I don't know what scene we're in. M: Are we going nuts? W: I think we must be. M: Do you find ambiguity enchanting? W: I find everything enchanting but car commercials. M: I'm ready for the word "game" to take on mystical significance. W: It already has. M: Your morality provides you with an Andromeda thread? W: I am trying to thread my way through a moral labyrinth. M: Are you telepathic? W: I am psychic. M: I do both. W: You do both sending and receiving? M: Never tell me who you are. W: I haven't told you who I am. M: No dangerous battles. W: I certainly don't want to fight. M: How strong? W: Strong man, strong-arm tactics. M: A double ice stick, perhaps in blue. W: And blue boots, with a yellow streak running up the back. M: I can't remember if I have or not. W: Have you ever worn such an outfit? M: I think we must be. W: We must be what? M: Have you ever been to Borneo? W: I am afraid of the headhunters. M: You do both sending and receiving? W: I don't receive e-mail from headhunters. M: You don't have to say try it, I unavoidably try it. W: You have a will of your own, don't you? M: It's noticeable? W: On occasion. M: I would rather speak of the planes. W: The planes of being, the music of the spheres? M: The key to what? W: Life in the key of mist. M: At this stage of my life, I am less than the universe. W: Were you once more than the universe? M: I will offer you a cordial handshake. W: Do I get a gold watch? M: I judge Web design by whether it hurts my eyes or not. W: Does this page hurt your eyes? M: See? W: I don't see any flicker, that's my main criterion. M: I don't need rewards in order to experience happiness. W: Do you need money to be happy? M: I forgot. W: Forgetting's only half the battle. M: Don't fixate on it. W: My point exactly, you catch on fast. M: I do expect a reward, an ample one! W: All right, you burst out with the truth! M: There is an ordinary social pattern, of greeting and parting. W: Do you have to go? M: If you say so. W: Goodbye! M: Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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