Lyrics, vocals, cheesy keyboard riffs and choice of canned beat are all mine. Very-lo-fi-recorded on 07/06/00. 2:12 mins.



Celebrity Rap

You make it to the top but you're ravaged by celebrity
You're a cash cow, milked by our society
Steal their hearts for your bypass surgery
Jump through the moon and pop! goes the boundary

See the Sea of Love, you jump into the ocean
Feel the breakers of the crowd's emotion
Catch a wave, now you're surfing on devotion
Take it to the bank, but you suffer from erosion

Fame knows your name and you're swelling like a cancer
Make way for another necromancer
Flavor of the minute, you're the everything enhancer
The household god, the idol with the answer

Catch a falling star, put it in a crown
And you get your fingers burned
Can you put it back, back into the sky
With the money that you've earned?

Twinkle little star, twinkle in your eye
And you see that diamond flash
Heaven's gotta wait, up above the world
While you're playing Instant Cash

Glitter is the gold, sniffin' up the scratch
Love that silver glow
Make a lot of shine, spark a lot of gas
Watch that motor go