Here's my second audio post, a 3-minute parody/homage to Fifties girl groups, originally recorded on analog audiocassette tape in very lo-fi fashion back in July 2000. Lyrics, melody, vocals and choice of canned beat are all by me.



Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue

I went down to the soda shop last Saturday night
I ate a foot-long hot dog under the fluorescent light
I drank my chocolate milkshake and munched my jumbo fries
And I was gonna get dessert, when much to my surprise

My world came to an end, 'cause in walked my boyfriend
With Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue
Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue

I thought I could trust that boy, I thought I knew him better
But she was wearing his class ring and his letter sweater
He said his ring was being fixed, but now I know he lied
His sweater wasn't being cleaned -- Oh! I had to run outside

When my world came to an end, 'cause there sat my boyfriend
With Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue
Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue

I ran out to the parking lot so I could shed my tears
But when I started my convertible, I couldn't believe my ears
'Cause the radio was playing our song, from the night we fell in love
So I turned it up and closed my eyes, and cried to the stars above

My world's come to an end, 'cause she stole my boyfriend
With Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue
Mary Catherine Teresa Angela Annunciata Barbara O'Donohue