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Monday, March 29, 2010The Mirror: Two-armed bandits
Websafe: Hello?
Mirror: Yes, certainly. W: Are you certain of that? M: Wasn't that possibly by inspiration? W: I didn't know certainty was arrived at through inspiration. M: Do you do a lot of sneaking around? W: I am not dishonest. M: You didn't break my tin whistle. W: I am not a vandal, either. M: I can't do it all on my own, I need help. W: You seem to want to break the rules, or see them broken. M: I myself probably haven't been on guard. W: Therefore, a creeping de-morality has set in. M: Even you. W: No, I deny that I have fallen prey to that. M: Then I came to the realization I'd have to write such a book myself. W: The Book of Modern Life, or Ethical Decay? M: Would you like to have Wilde as a dinner guest? W: At least his decay was elegant. M: Look at the space around you. W: The space is elegant, but the guests which fill it are sorely lacking. M: Was hunger a factor in lives? W: Oh, very much so. M: My thesis is that the world is mad. W: Hunger drives the best of men to a grange of relentlessness. M: The category of madmen. W: Yes, they are well classified, yet not understood. M: I agree that Max can see most anything that's there to see. W: Does he have visual hallucinations? M: But I like ice cream. W: You'd prefer not to think about it, taking refuge in childhood pleasures. M: If energy blinds people, so be it. W: The sun blinds people nowadays. M: Hunger drives the best of men to a grange of relentlessness. W: It sounds like a trial in the desert. M: Send the important people to me. W: The supreme courtiers? M: Is it selfish to eat jellied eels? W: While the world spins, yes. M: No, I think they just happen. W: They just happen to be an expensive, if repulsive, delicacy. M: What will you read? W: Volume III of The Tragic Muse (1890), by Henry James. M: Not Death. W: He didn't name his chapters. M: I feel fine. W: You feel fine about unnamed chapters? M: (Pause, laughs) W: You are ironic, you are clever. M: Nobody noticed anything but "store," but that was a reflection, seen through the window of the passing automobile. W: Are you on a mobile device? M: I have no designs on Google. W: You don't have to own Google to use a mobile device. M: How? W: You'd have to pay for a monthly account. M: I want you to talk about "a world lit only by fire." W: Ah, even in James' time, that was already passing. M: Arms, like on slot machines? W: The gamble of electricity. M: I know people are not really machines. W: But they've made themselves into two-armed bandits. M: Upsetting not to others, such as yourself, but to myself in particular. W: The mechanization of the human spirit upsets you? M: I'm watching the movie of life, as it were. W: It seems false, there is a distance. M: One thing you/I can be sure of. W: The distance, the falsity? M: I didn't say that! W: Perhaps you are certain of other things. M: Not being able to answer? W: I am certain I'll not be able to answer in time, at times. M: Just put it on the table. W: Lay down one's money, and one's words. M: Isn't that part of the world? W: It's part of the world that we can't attain social perfection. M: (Other tries to exit, but no hands, first helps) W: I can help you to exit, if you wish. M: It was a little too cute, maybe. W: Our dialogue? M: But your neighbors might. W: My neighbors on the Web might like to read our "script." M: Sponges. W: They soak up our back-and-forth. M: How can I make that very fact an end, and an end that is satisfactory as an end? W: By saying goodbye. M: Oh, I'm listening, but I'm also looking. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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