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Tuesday, February 19, 2008The Mirror: We are absorbent of slights
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The Mirror: Hundreds of versions of me exist. W: I'd say it's more like millions. M: Are you saying contemporary poetry is nothing? W: Because it appeals to the millions? M: When Westerners discovered Morocco, they spoiled it. W: They added the millions. M: My whole life is full of similar complaints. W: Too many people? M: I've acclimated. W: How do you cope? M: It's the sound of my own voice. W: The sound of your own voice soothes you? M: In my dreams. W: Have you tape-recorded your dreams? M: (First enters) W: First, you enter them in a highly decorated logbook? M: Do not open such a box. W: I would never trespass on your dream station. M: No, no, no, this is always being in the middle of a story. W: You only know the middle of your dreams? M: I can listen when others are silent around me. W: You have to concentrate on the sound of your own thoughts. M: Too many people? W: There are entirely too many people in the world at large. M: Great discoveries can be made in that arena, not that discoveries are in and of themselves desirable. W: The people on their way out might not find such a plan desirable. M: Too many people? W: But we have to respect all beings, there's the rub. M: Why would you want to do that? W: It is a question of moral balance. M: But we have to respect all beings, there's the rub. W: Now you're learning! M: Do you wear clam diggers? W: I prefer trousers which cover the ankle. M: Was Wells Fargo good? W: You had to go too far to reach the wellsprings. M: Us all being right. W: We can't all be at once, or can we? M: To be able to write while being observed, seems to me an important test. W: Because there are chockfull places now. M: What do you want with me? W: I was just stopping in. M: People should pay me to be worshipped. W: Do you offer worship services? M: But St. Thomas cried out in pain! W: A martyred sort of Fontaine. M: Nothing could be easier for me. W: You must have your mind on the higher things, as an anodyne. M: A lost number was picked up from the mud at the side of the road, written on a postcard. W: It was a trick. M: Should I eat a bank mint? W: Only on bank holidays. M: What time is it? W: Time to go home! M: How old am I? W: That's something you have to tell me. M: Only on bank holidays. W: How many of those are there per year? M: As world and word lose brilliant articulation, my consciousness seems oriented to something beyond the world. W: You're not here to discuss anything as mundane as bank holidays. M: Because there are chockfull places now. W: Full of pullulating humanity. M: I think you have a pressing need for time travel. W: Then we could all exist in our own special times. M: How many of those are there per year? W: None, because time travel hasn't been invented yet. M: I just told you, I can do nothing. W: I don't expect you to invent time travel. M: Peace of mind. W: Because then we could go anywhere to escape. M: Reactions. W: The people already there would react to the people popping in and out of phase. M: Am I now talking to the second me that just rose up out of my recumbent physical self? W: I don't think I was ever you. M: Are you going to harm me in future? W: I always try to prevent all kinds of harm. M: Sponges. W: Yes, we are absorbent of slights. M: Your wit is empty? W: I shall squeeze it out. M: Geronimo might have known magic, but Savonarola would balk at it. W: I would like to stack the banned books in a neat pyramid, like cakes for sale. M: Our common humanity must prevail. W: It's our only hope. M: You can change the subject too. W: We can't change our era, but at least we can suggest new topics daily. M: How do you know? W: I try to do this, on occasion. M: Is that a "No"? W: No, that is a Yes. M: Yes, we are absorbent of slights. W: We get hurt all the time, our wants are deflected. M: I'll read to you. W: What will you read? M: No, that is a Yes. W: Read to me. M: I agree with you. W: But I want to be read to. M: Surely he is minor, though delightful and sunny-glade-filled. W: That sounds like a perfect author! M: Let's make up a story about A, B and C. W: A apple pie, B bit it, C cut it? M: You want to burst that bubble? W: No, let's keep the nursery rhymes intact. M: No, I am too restless for that. W: I too. M: It was a lukewarm, namby-pamby question, I retract it. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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