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Friday, February 15, 2008The Mirror: I am on the surface what I am
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Expect nothing, pretend nothing. W: You expect a lot out of people! M: Word as camouflage, but for what? W: No, I am on the surface what I am. M: We can be polite about it. W: Politesse requires some scope. M: I've heard of Trelawny of the Wells. W: Politeness involved there? M: I can't possibly restrain my joy! W: You love politesse! M: Ah, once upon a time. W: Once upon a time, people were mannered. M: Jet lag occurs between continental flights. W: But in the old days, no one got bent out of shape about it. M: All broken. W: Now the rules are. M: How are you? W: I am very well, thank you for asking. M: I didn't say "on this planet." W: I am better on other planets. M: Maybe you're right. W: Oh, of course I am. M: That's what this is all about. W: Me being right? M: Now the rules are. W: The rules are that I am always right. M: Is that sarcasm? W: More of a jest. M: The rules are that I am always right. W: Can we both be right? M: You can get actual knowledge if you just read poetry aloud. W: Is poetry about the rightness of being? M: Me being right? W: Us all being right. M: I exist as one side of an empty space, yet a space, pregnant -- W: What is around that corner? M: It's only when I allow the pieces to be bigger that my life takes on its usual mediocre aspect. W: Pieces of a puzzle? M: "Can you taste this," said Marie? W: Are you two eating puzzles of marzipan again? M: Let me ask you a question. W: OK, go ahead. M: Are you hailing someone on the street? W: No, do you see someone out of the window? M: His mind: empties. W: Always greet people with an empty mind. M: For what? W: For greeting properly. M: I get confused when there's too much input, too many alternatives. W: That's why an empty mind is an excellent wastebasket. M: I'm morally defunct. W: Throw out the old, defunct ideas. M: You would rather talk to me than go to Brazil? W: I think Carnaval has become too dangerous. M: It's beyond boring. W: You wouldn't get bored at Carnaval, but you might get trampled. M: That doesn't count as trying. W: Well, no one tries to get trampled. M: That's why an empty mind is an excellent wastebasket. W: The crumpled-up paper of forgotten ideas. M: Wrong again. W: No, I am never wrong! M: OK, go ahead. W: *Pouts* M: Sitting in this chair is not important. W: Are you going to get up and walk around? M: *Pouts* W: Did I give the wrong answer? M: I have previously committed myself. W: You were right, wrong, all over the place. M: (Both) W: Paradox! M: You only want to remember the good things, right? W: I wouldn't go that far. M: Being sorry is OK, but it doesn't make me feel better. W: I am not sorry. M: But I choose one or two. W: One or two modes of being sorry? M: Letters are connected by being shoved into word-slots. W: It sounds so mechanical. M: What happens if you say hello more than twice in one day? W: You have to say goodbye even more times! M: How many guesses do I have left? W: None, goodbye! M: Sounds like a number of prankish religious are kicking up didoes! W: Bye to those bishops! M: Feelings. W: You can have them, at parting. M: (Looks at drawer) W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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