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Saturday, December 09, 2006The Mirror: Cowboys and I are not at one
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Wells Fargo is a bank, not a cowboy. W: I don't like cowboys. M: I guess it cuts both ways. W: Cowboys don't like me? M: An echo. W: No, I reversed my position. M: I feel empty. W: Can I offer you anything? M: Me too. W: I can't offer you yourself, unless by mirroring. M: What could that be? W: You are a mirror, and you don't know what mirroring is? M: Be careful what you put out to the world at large. W: It's OK to mirror the world. M: Do you always leave the door open? W: If you leave the door open, wind comes in. M: Don't you mean B follows A? W: Yes, I am very logical. M: Moods of light, cloud, mist: different atmospheric conditions that create different ambiences. W: My logical functioning is affected by light. M: I am expert at putting two and two together. W: Except when you are under a fluorescent glare. M: I read you perfectly. W: We are at one. M: Cowboys don't like me? W: Cowboys and I are not at one, I don't know about you. M: No, you can tell me all about whatever you're studying. W: I have been reading the work of George Sand. M: Except when you are under a fluorescent glare. W: I don't use fluorescent lights if I can help it. M: I like both the details and the big picture (except I can't see it). W: It's actually harder to see under fluorescents. M: I can't offer you yourself, unless by mirroring. W: Even mirrors don't like to reflect fluorescent lights. M: Are you as weird as I think you are? W: I don't know, how weird do you think I am? M: Certainly, yes. W: You think I am very weird? M: Maybe I'm more powerful than I think I am. W: You can make me feel a little weird. M: (Goes) W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 3 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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