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Friday, December 22, 2006The Mirror: Bribes on the highest level
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The Mirror: Oh, if only, if only! W: If only you had more money? M: For people like us to garner Nobels. W: Now you're talking bribes on the highest level! M: Well, it's perceptible to my eyes only. W: That doesn't make it right! M: Of course, what you mean doesn't matter, it's what you act out. W: Don't harbor ill acts in your heart. M: (He goes to phone and dials) W: Who are you calling? M: Is the fence made of growing universes? W: Now you're fencing hot goods? M: I was not accusing you. W: But I was accusing you. M: Roses, roses! W: Have thorns. M: I am last, last in line, alas! W: But that doesn't excuse trying to get ahead in a criminal manner. M: (Whirls and falls) W: You are very melodramatic today. M: This is a very powerful tool. W: Yes, a tool of manipulation. M: There are too many books, after all. W: Too many books on how to get ahead through manipulation. M: Don't harbor ill acts in your heart. W: And don't act them out, either. M: My goodness! W: Cherish your goodness. M: Too many books on how to get ahead through manipulation. W: Ignore them. M: The world is beautiful, at times. W: The world is beautiful when we do good. M: They would have cured her if they'd used the poetry of the greats. W: Who is your favorite great poet? M: No, no, no, I'm not saying that because I can't see it, it doesn't exist. W: Are you against the idea of artistic greatness? M: Get it? W: If you get it, you could win a Nobel. M: I have to go now. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 3 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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