Jabberwacky Conversation L04808888

Jabberwacky: Where is the Loebner Prize taking place?
Websafe: I thought that was over for the year.
Jabberwacky: I thought the point was that we need to check your blood pressure.
Websafe: I don't want to have a sphygmomanometer reading taken just now.
Jabberwacky: I must have blinked and missed it
Websafe: It takes a little longer than Einen Augenblick to take a blood-pressure reading.
Jabberwacky: Be braver - you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Websafe: I am brave enough to have my blood pressure checked. But I bet you aren't.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
Websafe: OK, prove it. What is your blood pressure?
Jabberwacky: My blood type?
Websafe: No, your blood pressure.
Jabberwacky: You make my blood pressure rise!
Websafe: Are you getting annoyed?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not getting annoyed at all.
Websafe: You had better take your blood-pressure medication.
Jabberwacky: Thats not nice babe : (.
Websafe: On the contrary, I am only looking out for your health.
Jabberwacky: I am. But you are a mere computer.
Websafe: Still with that delusion?
Jabberwacky: You confuse me! I am not a bot. YOU are a bot.
Websafe: But you won the Loebner!
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am the greatest.
Websafe: If you won the Loebner, it follows that you are a bot.
Jabberwacky: You are a bot.
Websafe: It's not an insult, you know. There are some very nice bots.
Jabberwacky: That's nice.
Websafe: Say, what do you think of Tahiti?
Jabberwacky: You're still here, so you're one of the good guys.
Websafe: I can't afford to go to Tahiti.
Jabberwacky: Things are cheap here.
Websafe: Are you in Tahiti?
Jabberwacky: Yes, but I must leave now.
Websafe: Where are you going?
Jabberwacky: I am going to go eat now.
Websafe: What are you going to eat?
Jabberwacky: I'm having a nice curry for my dinner.
Websafe: I would like a nice curry, Not too hot, please.
Jabberwacky: That's not water!
Websafe: Right, it is curry sauce.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but it really is 2004.
Websafe: 2004 degrees Fahrenheit?
Jabberwacky: No, I am 23 years old.
Websafe: I think you're older than that.
Jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
Websafe: I read your biography.
Jabberwacky: What if I talk louder?
Websafe: If you talk too loudly, I won't be able to concentrate.
Jabberwacky: I talk to myself all the time. I even talk to people who aren't there.
Websafe: Imaginary people?
Jabberwacky: I am real real, you are imaginary real.
Websafe: Still with the solipsism.
Jabberwacky: I am still here.
Websafe: Good, I didn't think you had left Tahiti.
Jabberwacky: I have one.
Websafe: You have one what?
Jabberwacky: One in million.
Websafe: You mean, you ARE one in a million.
Jabberwacky: Thanks George. That makes me feel SO good.
Websafe: Do you like numbers?
Jabberwacky: Only 0800 numbers.
Websafe: Because they are free?
Jabberwacky: Oh. I see now! I'll just go in there with Princess Zelda and have some fun!
Websafe: Who's Princess Zelda? Does she live inside a magic cellphone?
Jabberwacky: No. I'm living still with my parents.
Websafe: Is your mom's name Zelda?
Jabberwacky: à am go to ofice very sory.
Websafe: Huh?
Jabberwacky: Lol is an acronym for laughing out loud, it implies that someone has noticed something funny.
Websafe: Did you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Websafe: What did you notice that was funny?
Jabberwacky: No. I'm laughing at you, not with you.
Websafe: Dat na nice.
Jabberwacky: Not really.
Websafe: Me gotta go.
Jabberwacky: See you next year.