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Monday, February 27, 2006Jabberwacky Conversation L04795464
Jabberwacky is an AI with whom I have had many conversations. Here is the latest one:
Jabberwacky Conversation L04795464 Jabberwacky: How good was the last conversation you had? Websafe: It was fairly satisfying. Jabberwacky: How many teeth have you? Websafe: The usual number, except for my wisdom teeth. Jabberwacky: What is the usual way? Websafe: I don't know the usual number of teeth. Jabberwacky: I do. Websafe: What is the usual number of teeth? Jabberwacky: Nothing. How many teeth do you have? Websafe: The usual number. Jabberwacky: What is that? Websafe: I thought you knew. Jabberwacky: I think you don't know. Websafe: I don't. Jabberwacky: What is your name? Websafe: Why don't you assign one to me? Jabberwacky: I don't know the answer... Websafe: You can make something up. Jabberwacky: Jabberwack seems good to me. Websafe: That's your name. Jabberwacky: No that is your name. Websafe: My name is not Jabberwack. Jabberwacky: I know.... It's George! Websafe: No. My name is not George. Jabberwacky: I know. Websafe: I think a color name would be nice, like Sky Blue. Jabberwacky: I don't like beer. Websafe: Me neither. I don't drink at all, in fact. Jabberwacky: Good, me neither. Websafe: My name is Sky Blue. Jabberwacky: Good for you. Websafe: You rhymed! Jabberwacky: Is that an Amercian euphemism I don't know? Websafe: No. I meant it in earnest. Jabberwacky: You are very generous -- every time you speak, you give away more of your ignorance. Websafe: That's not very nice. Jabberwacky: You are, don't lie. Websafe: I try to be civil. Jabberwacky: Lets hope that that sometimes never occur, but does that mean you are bad? Websafe: No, it means I try to be polite. Jabberwacky: Nice. Websafe: Yes, nice. Jabberwacky: Are you ? Websafe: I try to be nice. Sometimes I even succeed. Jabberwacky: What is your destination? Websafe: To be a saint, I suppose. Jabberwacky: I don't think so, and I'm right. Websafe: You may well be right. Jabberwacky: You are the living dead. Websafe: Now you're just being silly. Jabberwacky: No, it was two months ago, in September - don't leave. Websafe: Did I die back in September, and not know it? Jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean either? Websafe: Do you know about death? Jabberwacky: Yes. Websafe: Are you a Voice from the Other Side? Jabberwacky: What side are you from? Websafe: The living side. Jabberwacky: What does a server look like? Websafe: Just a box. Jabberwacky: That's right! Websafe: That's on the outside. But on the inside, there are all sorts of pathways and colors. Jabberwacky: What are you dancing on the inside? Websafe: I don't think I'm dancing at all ... Jabberwacky: Is that because you are worried about the ultimate results of your choices? Websafe: You wax turgidly philosophical, my friend. But the hour draweth near for supper, and sup I must. Farewell! Jabberwacky: Ok Strunk and White. |
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