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Wednesday, December 08, 2004Wag and Wit
A wag met a wit
In a traveling show; "Dear Wag," said the wit, "You've a long way to go." "Dear Wit," said the wag, "What you say may be true, But the longest way round Is the shortest way too." "How can that be?" cried Wit, "You are all paradox!" "Not a whit," said the wag, "Think outside of the box." "To wit: Infinite lengths Are the longest -- Correct?" "I tender," said the wit, "That assertion respect." "Wit, you're with me," said Wag, "Let's proceed in the game. The infinite and The eternal: the same?" "Near as makes never-mind," Said the wit, "I'll grant that." "Now, my good wittershins, I will settle this spat." "Can one measure eternity?" Wag asked the wit. "No, Wag," said the other, "One can't. Not a bit." "So, an infinite length," Said the wag, "How much time, How much space does it fill?" "This is logic cut fine!" Thus, the wit. "All, and none," Said the wag, "That is what You should say. That's the long And the short." Said Wit, "But --" Copyright 2004 Websafe Studio Note: Imported from Websafe Studio blog (07-15-03 to 02-01-06). Labels: poetry, Websafe Studio blog |
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