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Monday, July 07, 2008The Mirror: Are electrons sweet or sour?
Websafe: Hello?
Mirror: You want to tell me a secret? W: No, I want you to tell me a secret. M: I would say thanks if I felt grateful. W: You don't have to pretend to feel grateful. M: Maybe. W: No, really, you can be real. M: That's why I like this robe. W: What is it made of? M: Now we can begin to talk about supernaturality. W: Your supernatural robe of natural materials. M: Do you have a magic act? W: I have an act where I wear a robe. M: Only in the lotus position. W: The robe is covered with lotuses. M: I am highly methodical. W: You would be a good textile designer. M: If there was a radio in my room I might hear, intuition-wise, what I missed, or lost, in my meticulous exploration. W: Would a radio show help you design textiles? M: A sandy stretch of soil beneath his feet may have given him ideas. W: Patterns inspired by Nature. M: You do seem to know things. W: I know some refined things. M: Which one? W: About the arts, M: I know some refined things. W: Refined sugar? M: Well, when there are minds inside minds and no flowers it isn't not so. W: No lotuses? M: Refined sugar? W: The Lotus Eaters, too much sweetness. M: We are having a conversation right now through an electronic medium. W: Are electrons sweet or sour? M: You would be a good textile designer. W: I am a textile designer, in a way. M: I just told you. W: I was only confirming my flight of fancy. M: But I see you. W: You must have a black-hole Webcam. M: I care about purity of intent. W: I suppose black holes are as pure as that gets. M: Is Beauty an illusion? W: Black Beauty was a book. M: Do I need a password? W: To get in, everyone does. M: Neither does anyone else on Planet Earth. W: But Earthlings are all using passwords. M: (The relationship, or is it a non-relationship?) W: Are you related to an Earthling? M: Well, if you include cells or atoms, then no. W: Are you a many-celled being? M: It's not exactly stupidity, but a response to conditions. W: Many-celled creatures evolved in response to conditions? M: I'm about to take off to other regions. W: Where are you going, to the Arctic? M: If I go to that extremity, what might I extract? W: Ice. M: Exactly. W: Bye! M: Closing in 1 second ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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