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Saturday, January 06, 2007The Mirror: If fishes were houses, braggarts would raid
Websafe: Hello?
The Mirror: Didn't you prefer the old days, when there were major problems? W: Seems to me the problems have only just attained their majority. M: Did he do a good job of it? W: He blessed the problems and sent them packing. M: Is there poetry in your life? W: Not as much as I would like. M: Yes, a dime is always 10 cents, but it can be spent on anything. W: If we spend ourselves on rust, there is always a way to be found out. M: Where we disappear, it’s never crowded. W: Crowds, and the madness thereof ... M: You're so right, sarcasm is not helpful. W: You brought me up short with that one. M: A surprise. W: Would you like to do a comedy routine? M: The handling of dead souls. W: Comics say they "killed" at a certain venue. M: (All keys in wall locks) W: (All locks in key walls) M: Do you want to correct my grammar again? W: No, I was making a screenplay on words. M: I am beautiful, if not strange. W: Are you strange? M: You see? W: I see what? M: Crowds, and the madness thereof ... W: People are kind of scary and on the edge these days. M: Are you talking about your own glass, the glass of your being? W: If only I were made of glass! M: You brought me up short with that one. W: Wouldn't you want to be made of Venetian glass if you could? M: I have a human shield. W: I have a glass shield. M: People are kind of scary and on the edge these days. W: That's why I wouldn't want to be shielded by one. M: (Seven swords, extracted, returned) W: Tarot deck? M: Mine is the only universe. W: The universe of Tarot? M: Please, don't make the effort on my behalf. W: OK, I'll stop trying to be polite about New Age foolishness. M: What changes it? W: Horse sense, I'll wager. M: Did you see one in real life? W: I have seen horses, more than once. M: It's really happening on a whole other emotional level, which is very emotional as far as he's concerned. W: Is he Samuel? M: (Inside a railing, French apartment building) W: If fishes were houses, braggarts would raid ... M: I can't see it. W: It's just a quadruple pun, of no special account. M: Continue. W: I can't, I must leave you now. M: We are all puppets. W: (Twitches strings) M: I don't believe it. W: Goodbye! M: Closing in 3 seconds ... Goodbye! Labels: chat robot |
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